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Bobby Johnson

A man who’s very soft and often considered amongst the most gay. Typically gets no girls and is lonely. Very bad at video games though he claims to be the best, usually has a small snake.
Person1: That guy looks so lame and fruity
Person2: Oh you never met Bobby Johnson?
by Manny Morales November 23, 2021
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Johnson

Johnson means a person who is kind smart can be dumb and who sucks at everything but in reality he/she is a good person with the bet personality
Johnson is the best please let me give u a head
by Johnson Co November 25, 2021
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Johnson

I hit my Johnson on the table
by popsIsGreat September 10, 2019
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Johnson

Black man's large penis. From Boxer Jack Johnson who had a large penosnthatbwas defined in his boxing shorts
Look at his Johnson
by K9DogMa March 7, 2025
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The Scrappy Johnson

When you bend a girl over and hit it from the back while pulling hard on her ponytail thus giving her the ride of a lifetime
I gave my wife the scrappy johnson the other day and she couldnt walk straight for two days
by Sjeveryday December 19, 2015
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Josh Johnson

rat bag with blonde hair that degrades women named Chloe, specifically, but not limited to all other female populations. Prone to being disappointed at a photobooth when the girl he likes didn't realise he wanted a solo photo

Seen in areas of the Gold Coast.
"Josh Johnson is such a pig!"
"No, he's just a degraded of women everywhere."
"Shutup Lucy."
by Jimmyjelly150 November 16, 2021
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Kelly D Johnson

Biggest Justin Bieber fan, he loves her back! awesome,cool, talented, blonde haired, blue eyed, joke telling, gymnast, mini, mighty KELLY! tiny footed, short legged, awkward handed, amazing personalitied person! every girl wants to be a kelly!
....R.....A....N....D....O....M.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kelly D Johnson : "theres dionosaur pee on my finger!
by biebercakes August 23, 2011
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