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glass bottom boat ride

the act of applying plastic wrap to your partners face then proceeding to urinate upon said partners face
The Nebraskan gave his wife the GLASS BOTTOM BOAT RIDE that she so eagerly desired.
by 475tet September 1, 2010
mugGet the glass bottom boat ridemug.

Back out Bottoms

Southern term named for one Mr. Bottoms, known throughout these parts as one who will, with 90% certainty, back out of a previous committment with the boys to attend to matters concerning a)his woman, b)more distinguished persons.
Dude 1: Yo, is David still coming over to watch the game?
Dude 2: Naw shawdy. He says he has to stay home and make a big bow for some present he got his girl.
Dude 1: Big suprise. Back out Bottoms strikes again.

Dude 1: Where's David? We told him to be here 2 hours before kickoff.
Dude 2: Back out Bottoms decided to go tailgate at the snooty Alumni House.
by George P Burdell January 31, 2005
mugGet the Back out Bottomsmug.

High class rock bottom

A person who has little to no moral integrity, conviction to ethical behavior, and is generally cowardly lacking the skills to function as an adult. While detestable you can't hate them.
No, I don't hate her. She's just high class rock bottom.
by Bro Jogan March 15, 2022
mugGet the High class rock bottommug.

Cummie Bottom Boy/Girl

Cummie Bottom Boy/Girl is a term used for the masters of all types of sex, from BDSM to Sexting. They are true masters of the sex. They know every way of stimulation and pleasure, they have the ability to make you climax no matter what, they control everything, you cannot fight back, they will make you climax. Not everyone can have such a title.
Person 1: "Are you a Cummie Bottom Boy/Girl?"
Person 2: "What is that?"
Person 1: "It's someone that is a master of sexual activities"
Person 2: "Wao, I didn't know that was a thing, thanks for this crucial piece of information my comrade."
by CummieCaffeine January 9, 2020
mugGet the Cummie Bottom Boy/Girlmug.

the gew on the bottom of your shew

in a really dumb report that teachers often use, this was stated to tell how the jews were treated by nazis.
Don't be the gew on the bottom of the shew and write a good report!!
by HG whelllllllllllllllz December 3, 2004
mugGet the the gew on the bottom of your shewmug.

Deep Pockets with Glass in the Bottom

Your so cheap that you can't get to your money in your pockets and if you could you wouldn't because there is sharp glass in the bottom, therefore you won't try to get your money. Cheapskate.
Adam is so cheap he has deep pockets with glass in the bottom.
by jdgator June 18, 2011
mugGet the Deep Pockets with Glass in the Bottommug.
Yo that cat BemorX "The Platinumb Cracker" is cool like the bottom of your pillow
by BemorX "The King o Bling" September 15, 2003
mugGet the like the bottom of your pillowmug.

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