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The Biden Whisper

And now Jordan is even doing the Biden whisper! What the actual fuck? You know this is not good for you, right?

Hym “Jesus Christ you’re doing the Biden whisper now!? 🤦 ♂️ See that? The parties are merging. The more the asymmetry is lessened the more they become the same. It’s the exact same thing. THEY ARE THE SAME! That’s what you dumb motherfuckers don’t seem to understand. Do you’re really think they are 2 opposing sides? Constantly fighting for power? WRONG! That’s wrong! It’s the same goddamn thing. That’s why Dr. Don’t Worry Darling is so intent on “The right having their role of defending the hierarchies that keep them in power (that tilt towards tyranny and in spite of their general incompetence) and the left has to speak for people who can speak for themselves (but shouldn’t be taken seriously because they don’t have credentials) and pretend to give a shit about the working class (even though Jordan doesn’t believe they actually care and he’s also projecting because HE ALSO doesn’t care and is a charlatan).
THE SAME. 1 party. ONE! Uno! Ichi! The same goddamn thing on both sides. They do the exact same shit (sometimes in reverse). They aren’t good people because being “good people” to them is taking care of “the smallest viable human unit” THIER family. And you’ll NEVER get yours if it means they’ll lose theirs. And it ALWAYS means they’ll lose theirs because THAT’S HOW FINITE UNITS OF NUMBERS WORK. For them to have, you must have not. What is the statistical likelihood that the son or daughter of whatever business that exists is the most competent person for the job? Well? You’re a statistician aren’t you? What is the likelihood? Is it higher or lower than the likelihood that a cabinet comprised of 50/50 men and women are all the most competent people for the job? LOWER! The answer is LOWER. But if you ask Dr. DemandsRespect he’ll probably say “Well I don’t know I’m not a statistician right now! Right now I’m a pastry chef!” It’s a joke. A whole ass joke. The Biden Whisper? Come on man!”
by Hym Iam November 29, 2022
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Bidenics

Bidenics: A portmanteau of the words 'Biden' and 'phonics' describing a variant of English popularized by 46th U.S. President Joseph Biden. The term 'Bidenics' is characterized by periodic inclusion of words - or possibly phrases - which may be considered unintelligible to speakers of most American or British English dialects.
Don missed key points from a recent speech, believing the orator was mumbling when in fact she was speaking Bidenics.
by GinWraith February 10, 2023
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Joe Biden

1) The 46th President of the United States.

2) To have a weak or indeterminate pull-out game.
"WTF Noah I'm not on the pill! Why do you have to wait all the way until a singular millisecond before you cum to pull out?!"

"Sorry babe, I've been getting up there in years and the brain's been getting a little foggy when it's time to act. I'm becoming a Joe Biden."
by An Audience July 21, 2024
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Joe Biden

North Korea's 69th elected president
Rejected from art school in 1907 & 1908
Founder of both Nobel Prize and Roblox
Person 1: Who's Joe Biden's mum?
Person 2: JOE M...
by Real Joe Biden November 18, 2023
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Biden

to take out a close colleague by means of slander or factual leaks of information.
Tim Walz is about to be Bidened by Kamala Harris via the Main Stream Media publishing multiple articles and newscasters reiterating his past lies they tried to cover up before. Just like what happened to Biden a month ago.
by Mr. Meeks August 15, 2024
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Saint Joe Biden

Saint Joe Biden, is what liberals, will call President Biden, a century from now.
Let's pray to Saint Joe Biden, humble servant of the Obamachrist, that America is back, and shall rule the cosmos, forever, and ever! Amen!
by I'mcrazy December 6, 2023
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Skibidi Biden

A parody of the Skibidi Toilet Web series that aired on the Stephen Colbert show that aired on May 22nd, 2024. It received mostly negative reception due to the joke being pure brainrot or just unfunny and unrelatable, considering the audiences are mostly Millennials and Gen X.
Person 1: Did you hear about Skibidi Biden?
Person 2: Yeah that shit was so cringe
by Inferno Bledsoe May 28, 2024
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