Tom Logic

Something so incredibly dumb and lazy that it's almost brilliant!

Tom Logic: "I just wrapped my bowl in foil before using it so I don't have to wash it up"

by Des184 July 4, 2015

tom/richard

Gay beyond belief at home and in the car work shop. Some times tom and Richard hide in the pit and touch each other

Tom/richard tomand Richard are only bum friends.

by Riddle diddle September 9, 2015

Tom Kempe

A short way if saying a person has a small penis. Named after a man who had a very small penis and died while masturbating.

Oh man, you have a Tom Kempe

by LukeJames3221 November 19, 2015

Tom Terry

A Tom Terry is a close friend or one of the lads, usually very unassuming normal guy but given the opportunity will try and have sex with any of his close friends girlfriends or wives, like john terry.

''Did you here jamies been in a car accident?''

''better check on his girlfriend, i bet matrins already down at her house being a tom terry''

by Emilethedon December 3, 2015

Major Tom

The action in jerking one's self off whilst planning to reach complete and total euphoria, involves planting both feet firmly on the ground also taking a bold squatting stance next begin to breathe shallowly; before thy nut explodes you must hold thy breathe and leap from the mortal realm in which you have be sentenced to fly among the stars. you my friend, have made it.

Dude i almost died last night trying to do major tom

by Mannersmakethmen July 1, 2019

tom doyle

A kid with freshest creps on earth , he is so cool and his slazengers are awesome

tom doyle

by tyuhytdhbf July 12, 2019

Tom palmer

Normally a dopey little rat who can’t handle his drugs however when you get to know him he’s funny even though he has a gay laugh

Tom Palmer greened on a .5

by Mason cumming November 5, 2019