Tom Ruff

A huge simp that thinks he's a fuckboy.
will probably get rejected by his crush.
Likes taking selfies from horrible angles and making himself look dumb.
His hair is the messiest thing on planet earth.

Dude, don't be a Tom Ruff!

by WitchIsabelle April 6, 2020

Anal Tom

Sexy beast comes to you and asks anal? If you say yes, then prepare for a treat, if you say no, then hide yo anus boah

Damn Anal Tom fucked me good and proper

by The Anal Enthusiast December 21, 2021

The Tom Brady

When you already have 5 wifes and you're about to get wife number 6, but then you loose her.

Javi is about to the Tom Brady

by crocodiledundee123 February 7, 2018

Tom Brady

The act of kissing everyone in your family on the mouth

Yeah my dad tried to kiss me on the mouth I dogded the kiss and said "whoa dad who do i look like Tom Brady"

by Angry HotDog October 15, 2019

Dalby Tom

A Dalby Tom is when a friend says they are going to come visit and assures you they are on their way. But really they aren’t on the way and don’t intend on showing up.

Hey, wasn’t your friend supposed to be here by now? Looks like they’ve pulled a Dalby Tom again.

by SteveJobless45 July 5, 2023

Tom McCaig

Exteremly attractive, usually has a huge penis. He makes girls break their neck when walking by.

Girl 1; I've got this strange feel on my vagina

Girl 2; I have too!

Girl 1; it's because Tom McCaig is walking past

by UrbanDictionaryCreator1 January 19, 2014

tom casey

Tom is a fucking yeet master and the Trickshot Lord who is also probably Autistic or some shit.

Bob: Yeah Tom Casey is a fucking yeet master aye John: Yeah but you got any ciggy butts

by YEET MEISTER 123 March 17, 2019