Mannersmakethmen's definitions

Major Tom

The action in jerking one's self off whilst planning to reach complete and total euphoria, involves planting both feet firmly on the ground also taking a bold squatting stance next begin to breathe shallowly; before thy nut explodes you must hold thy breathe and leap from the mortal realm in which you have be sentenced to fly among the stars. you my friend, have made it.

Dude i almost died last night trying to do major tom

by Mannersmakethmen July 1, 2019