Pick me boy

A boy who is annoying and seeks attention they act like they hate themselves for attention and are the worst person on earth. Most of them have curly hair. The mostly seek attention from the gender they like.

Pick me boy: omg im so ugly and annoying you probably don’t even want to talk to me.

Person: no you’re not stop acting like that.

Pick me boy: I should just disappear, nobody would care anyways.

Person: can you please shut up?

by Goodybag September 9, 2023

noise is calling pick up phone

A meme where the noise from the 2023 indie game pizza tower calls the main protagonist peppino. With the ring tone being "Noise is calling pick up phone" repeated

Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone
Noise is calling pick up phone

by Imthehamman June 30, 2023

nose picking distance

Close enough to something or someone that you could pick that thing's nose with little effort, typically used in exaggeration.

I'm in nose picking distance of the house.

by ThereAren'tAnyNamesLeft January 6, 2018

pick me

a male/female that is desperate to get the opposites gender approval/validation. they go out of their way to announce they are different then the opposite gender.

Vianna: Yeah, I like baby blue and pink!
Kaylee: Bruh you like pink? Its so girly. I like blue cuz im sort of a boy.
Vianna: She’s such a pick me

by laladoobedoo May 13, 2022

Pick Me Guy

A man who will diminish his self worth and create fake scenarios to pull at the heart strings of a woman.

He told me his best friend died with like no picture, just a blank snapchat. Definitely a pick me guy.

by Yomamma69420 May 25, 2022

pick-up god

The god of pick-up lines. Probably the most smooth, handsome, and hilarious person you'll ever meet. This man is not only fast on the track, but also fast to steal your girl. His regiment of pick-up lines make all other guys, besides his four demigods, seem sub-par. His mortal form takes shape as a guy names Garrett or "@not_garrettm" on twitter. Some of his powers include: Being able to snatch your girl, using pick-up lines to manipilulate people, the ability to rate a girl 1-10 in the first 7 seconds of seeing her, and he can even rub his stomach and pat his head at the same time. Pick-Up God is the most handsome and funny person you'll ever meet. If you ever get the chance to be in his prescene, listen to his pick-up line, you won't be dissapointed.

"Are you talking to anyone right now?"
"Well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number."
"OMG that must be the Pick-Up God!"

by Ahotchick April 22, 2014

Pick-me Queer

A person in the queer community who is queer but that is it. They are lesbian/gay/bi and use that for attention, having no personality whatsoever.

Friend A: So, you don't like people who are obnoxiously gay?? They are just expressing themselves and embracing their identity!

Friend B:No, that's not it! Love who you want to love, then move on! No one cares! Just stop being a Pick-me Queer!

by anonymous July 3, 2025