National short Day 

The day when we celebrate Daniel Ochowicz for his shortness

Hey guess what day it is?!?! ITS NATIONAL SHORT DAY!!!

National short Day by YAS GIRL xD May 2, 2016

Throw short people month 

During the month of November, you are allowed to throw any short person, as long as they are 5’4 or under.

Steve: Hey did you hear it’s Throw short people month?
Sally: Nope
Steve: You are 5’4 so I’m going to throw you

Throw short people month by azjented November 1, 2022

Strawberry short cunt 

A delicious vagina. Opposed to a sweaty rotten tuna tasting vagina.

OHHHHHH! Sally thats some delicious strawberry short cunt!

Strawberry short cunt by beef69 October 22, 2008

strawberry short cake 

Is when you ejaculate in a womans face, then puch her in nose. The mixture of blood and sperm resembles the characteristics of a straw berry short cake

I gave Jill a strawberry short cake last night and she loved it. Crazy bitch!

strawberry short cake by Stefan Deligiannis January 3, 2009

Fatty Fatty Short Short 

An insult and/or taunt directed at a person who is neither fat nor short.

Timmy: Fatty fatty short short! Fatty fatty short short!
Billy: No!
Timmy: Yeah, fatty fatty short short!
Billy: You're so mean Timmy Adams McGree!
Timmy: Fatty fatty short short!
Billy: Shut up!
Timmy: Fatty fatty short short!
Billy: I'm warning you!
Timmy: Fatty fatty short short!
Billy: Nooooooo!
Timmy: Fatty fatty short sho... (stabbed)
BIlly: I warned you, I WARNED YOU!
Timmy: Fatty... fatty... short... short...

Fatty Fatty Short Short by abe McAbe May 2, 2006

up top where the short people cant reach 

The coolest thing ever. Invented by B.L. and C.R.

dude, they scored..."Up top where the short people can reach"

up top where the short people cant reach by dude November 3, 2004

That Short Guy 

1. Refers to a random short person with whom you know not the name of.

2. The best flippin' website ever, complete with sexy preloader.

3. Webmaster of aforementioned site.

"Dude, is that?! Yes!!! It's That Short Guy!"

That Short Guy by TSG November 8, 2003