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shake the snake 

Just another definition for jerking off, wanking, masturbating - whatever you wanna call it.
"Man, I´m so horny I´d hump that fat MILF over there"
"Shit, you´re gross. I´d rather shake the snake then climbing on that"
shake the snake by Pope on Dope November 28, 2016

shake my other hand 

Jerk me off it suck my dick used as more of a metaphor not in an actual sexual situation
Dad: go do the dishes

Me : fuck you shake my other hand

shaken but not stirred 

Not to be confused with how Pierce Brosnan's famous character prefers his martinis, this phrase refers to the status of a guy's totally limp lulu after an extended interval of either drinking or intercourse; it remains droopy/lifeless and therefore does not "stir" (i.e., become aroused) at all, no matter what the activity (i.e., being fondled or "shaken" to try to get it up) or surroundings (i.e., having one or more attractive nymphos nearby who are eager for sex).
Hot sex-hungry chick: My boyfriend and I "did it" for two hours straight till I finally wore him out, and then his ordinarily-perpetually-boned schlong remained shaken but not stirred no matter what I did. We hadda wait till late the next morning before he was able to get it up again.
When you uncontrollablyou shake without knowing it. Not treatable
The doctor says I have shakeism
shakeism by Doctor Harrison October 26, 2017

Shades Of Samuel 

Shades of Samuel is a term created by the artist Stella Grayson. She describes it as a faze when someone is living their life through their ex-lover. An example is watching over them when the relationship is over. A state of not being able to move on or go forward stuck in time. Living your life for them.
Tommy: hey dude, have you seen Stella?

Adam: yeah, she's still living in shades of Samuel
To "shake" is when a community owner abandons his community randomly and informally.
Person I: "Hey dude, did you hear about *insert community here*'s owner?
Person II: "Yeah, he did a shake with his community."
Person I: "Dude, what an asshole.."
Person II: "Agreed.."
Shake by Watermelon (Vend) December 5, 2018