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Italian sausage

Rob: Jimmy, you have an Italian sausage
Jimmy: oh shit!!!
by Kidswillbekids September 29, 2019
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Greasy Sausage Casing

The greasy, shiny, filthy condition of a condom after engaging in anal sex with a woman with a dirty ass.
Frank loves having anal sex with his girlfriend Norma. However, he dislikes the Greasy Sausage Casing he gets because of Norma's muddy playing conditions.
by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009
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salo sausage

A piece of shit, a turd.
Derived from a scene from Pier Paolo Pasolini's 1975 classic movie; Salo (The 120 Days of Sodom).
I might leave this one up to the editors.
by David Sutherland November 11, 2003
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you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan

adj. shit music - the sort of music that you can't understand why millions of people like it when it sounds like it could be made easily in a number of everyday situations (e.g. on the toilet, washing the dishes, gargling toothpaste solution etc.)
a: What did you think of them?
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..
by brendan July 11, 2004
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polish my sausage

A request by a male to have a person perform some sort of sex act upon his penis, ie, handjob, blowjob, cuntfuck, buttfuck.
I asked Sandra to polish my sausage -- and she did -- 4 different ways!
by Peter Eaton July 7, 2006
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The Great American Sausage

Susie is a whore. She's always riding the Great American Sausage into the sunset
by curtHendzell September 17, 2007
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loose sausage meat

Flaccid penis which cannot be funnelled into a condom.
As in "Sorry love, I've got loose sausage meat ".
by Garthy September 19, 2006
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