lil pump

he is dead

person 1: holy shit bro lil pump just died

person 2: ESKETIT!!!

by wdbewidwedwdi August 29, 2019

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Rage pump

The act of masturbating in an angry manner when ones partner is available for sex but isn’t in the mood.

Because his wife would rather watch her TV shows instead of taking care of business, her husband went angrily into the bathroom and began to rage pump his meat in order to get the poison out.

by Marco Porno September 8, 2019

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Fuel pumping

The act of urinating inside of a vagina or anus during intercourse, similar to pumping gas or fuel into a vehicle, Jerry can or other gas/fuel storage device.

"Bro, this chick I picked up last night was hella freaky. She couldn't get off until we started fuel pumping."

"I'd love to give him a real good fuel pumping, if you know what I mean."

by SFAwesomesauce September 24, 2019

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diarrhea pump

Another name for a William.

That guy is such a diarrhea pump!

by Porkchop1016 October 6, 2019

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periodic pump-handle pacification

Refers to da playful vigorous arms-bobbing dat you smilingly give a small child (usually a boy, but a fairly-sturdy girl may enjoy this, as well) every so often during a visit to his folks' residence, whenever he comes around wanting a little attention. Usually a few seconds of grabbing his hands and shaking his arms up and down while making "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh!" sounds will happily satisfy him for at least a short time; usually he will patter off and play again, and then you can continue conversion with his parents for a while until he scampers back to you for another "helping".

I always love giving little kids generous doses of periodic pump-handle pacification as a way to keep them satisfied and entertained while I'm engaged in other activities... it's totally fulfilling and attention-giving for them, it's a great way of bonding with them, and it's 100% calorie-free --- i.e, I never get in trouble with their parents for giving them candy or for "feeding them rich snacks before supper" which would make them less hungry for whatever blander-tasking health-food that their parents want them to chow down on instead.

by QuacksO December 7, 2019

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