purple neckasaurus

child-friendly definition of hickey

Who gave you a purple neckasaurus?!

by tennisatw June 17, 2009

Purple Berliner

A Purple Berliner is a double ended dildo. It is the usual choice of closet lesbians who get drunk and bang the fuck out of one another.

'C' and 'J', after getting hammered on red wine, ended up in bed together fucking in unison with a big Purple Berliner

by noahmurney October 20, 2009

Purple headed yogurt shooter

A " man part" also reffered to as razberry helmet head

Damn dude, his purple headed yogurt shooter must hurt after that night.

by Astromanboyguy January 26, 2010

Purple Taranchula

1. The sativa relative that gives you the best high physically achieveable; while the indica variety more or less paralyzes you, not in a bad way..., this sativa posses psychedelic qualities at 1/4 gram by me own personal experience.
2. The bombest weed possible in any universe; aye by landeth or sea-eth, or north-eth or south-eth... im talkin everywhere!!!!!
3. The highest grade medical marijuana possible and in some states where medical is legal Purple Tarancula is illegall because of it's THC content.

(1)"yo man you smoke weed?"
(2)"yeah man why you got nuggets?"
(1)"yeah man I got purple taranchula"
(2)"Never heard of it."
(1)".... Nevermind man.. guess you dont know whats good.. peaceee.."

by Slavis0989 May 1, 2010

Purple Boating

When a man/female moterboats a woman so hard that her nipples turn purple, and they then have a liability to falling off, or produce curdled milk when lactating.

Dude i was purple boating a girl so hard her baby can only get sour milk outta those purple tits!

by Fricken Awesome Dude December 13, 2010

Purple Ferp

A big floppy purple object.

Jorge was slapped in the face by a purple ferp this afternoon.

by Tr3429 November 9, 2011

Purple Vulva

The female version of blue balls.

Man, this night didn't make me 'O', now I got purple vulva.

by Blue Mercury October 11, 2014