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Cheesy Mitten

Hey, have you visited the cheesy mitten yet?
by odinhirules August 29, 2022
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Mustard Mitt

When a man ejaculates into a glove before making his partner wear said glove for an extended period of time.
I just mustard mitted my girlfriend all day!
by Small_Poxford_Dict November 18, 2022
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Squished Mitten

When you pull all 5 of your fingers close together into a point and try to fit them all in your girls pu**y.
Bro, she was so loose I almost got knuckle deep with the squished mitten!
by Notthatguypal January 21, 2023
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poo mitt

A poo mitt is a temporary glove composed of toilet paper and used as a deuce lowering device, decreasing splash down so that toilet neighbours can’t gauge your work by sound
“My girlfriend was brushing her teeth whilst I was on the loo so I had to make a sneaky poo mitt”
by WhoShotJR? January 29, 2023
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Catchers Mitt

Her catchers mitt is fat.
by Amschel May 15, 2023
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Catchers Mitt

When having sex with a woman without protection and you are about to cum, you then pull out and cum into your hand.
I used the catchers mitt last night on your mom!
by Lickalotapuss04 June 7, 2023
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pedo matty

A term for a individual who is called Matthew, this individual is madly in love with children. Therefore he will molest children in a 1 mile radius.
"pedo matty raped my kid last night"

"pedo matty gave me ring sting at the age of 5"
by anonymous August 11, 2023
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