Minecraft

A game created in the 2000s made by mojang, it’s genre is a sandbox game. You can play it with your friends and family. it has no psychics at all tho.

Hey dude wanna play Minecraft!- person 1
no u stole my netherite. - person 2

by ShadowSlayerDoesPixelArt August 31, 2021

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Minecraft Crafting Table

Minecraft block with absolutely no correct crafting recipes

I made a literal GOLDEN PICKAXE with my Minecraft Crafting Table WITH 3 PIECES OF PURE GOLD

by Lochhunter64BitGOD September 3, 2021

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the best game in the world

"oh damn, they look better than Minecraft"
"impossible"

by rain21873 June 1, 2021

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Minecraft is a game where you build anything and explore everywhere.
It is THE BEST GAME and it's much better than Fortnite(a game for gay kids).
Everybody has it because it is so cheap for such a great game.

Fortnite sucks Minecraft's dick.

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog June 8, 2021

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wtf why did you search that up
do you not know what Minecraft is??
For that reason, I'm not saying.

'poo'
Ohhhh! Minecraft
Ya

by nanny can can June 12, 2021

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Minecraft Kid

Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.

Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.

Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.

by Eggego September 9, 2024

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