Minecraft

A game about, as the title says, mining and crafting.

"My favorite game is Minecraft!"

by URBANSAVEME May 8, 2022

Minecraft

A game for gods

Minecraft with the boys?

by Ronan s April 20, 2020

Minecraft

A gateway to everything.

Person 1: Whats Minecraft?
Person 2: A gateway to everything.

by CharedWood March 8, 2023

/buy minecraft

You wanted Minecraft so much, but you are poor, and you can't afford it. You decided to hack this site to get the thing. Like I don't know how you even get Minecraft by hacking this website.

You: Mom, let's do /buy Minecraft for me so I can play Minecraft!
Mom: Why do you want to have it, it cost me $29,99!

by bymeok October 24, 2022

Minecraft

A game where you can fun destroy blocks kill the ender dragon also I heard that they have hidden versions check out Minecraft.net to find out or Mojang

Minecraft is a cool game

by My handle is to denfine gamepl June 25, 2020

minecraft kid

usually a 8 - 12 year old (in worse cases it can go up to 19) who watches too much dream smp. this is one of two possible types of dream stans, one is a kid who wants to desperatly recreate dream smp but end up making a fool of oneself.

teacher: jacob you're partnered with caleb
jacob: oh shit im paired with a minecraft kid
caleb: would you be interested in joining the insanity smp? we're on season 3 and its really interes-
jacob: OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TRYING TO RECREATE DREAM SMP AND GO PLAY LITTERALLY ANY OTHER GAME OTHER THAN MINECRAFT FOR A GOD DAMN CHANGE!!!

by chlorine eater November 25, 2022

Minecraft

A block game with many blocks such as dirt, torch, skulk vein, crying obsidian, oak log, end-stone, and most importantly: PURE JOY. Every block is made out of PURE JOY.

Nerd: Do you want to do some math problems?
Me: Nah, I'mma play Minecraft.
Nerd: I shall join you.

by Not my real name 123 January 15, 2022