Minecraft

the best game ever made

why is minecraft so good?

by linktr.ee/jsnap May 3, 2022

Minecraft Warden

A big fungus man with an exposed ribcage and great hearing. Note: He thinks you smell funny.

The Minecraft Warden just killed me in my Hardcore world!

by MaybeAnonymous May 6, 2022

Minecraft

A great game if you like raging over a penis shaped green mf blowing up your hole weekends work. Also a game that the kid who's name starts with w wont stop talking about.

"W" kid: I lost all my progress in my Minecraft world! A creeper blew it up! I'm like noooooooooooo at 3 am! LOL

Me: Woopdy FUCKIN doo.

by BO44 May 6, 2022

minecraftify

to decorate an area based on the game minecraft. (originally used by ben of the week.)

Today, we are going to minecraftify my bedroom!

by minions_kissing May 8, 2022

Minecraft

A game about, as the title says, mining and crafting.

"My favorite game is Minecraft!"

by URBANSAVEME May 8, 2022

Minecraft

Hope in the form of a blocky video game. The only reason that society maintains their hopes and passions. So shines a good deed in a weary world

Its been a long day and I cant wait to go home and play minecraft.

by yatzeeman541 May 13, 2022

Minecraft

One of the worst fucking games I've ever played singleplayer, one of the best multiplayer. The variety of Minecraft is vast but it can sometimes me a shit show of a game that worsens my brain cancer ten fold everytime I play it alone, I'd rather have a orgy with Justin Bieber in a hot tub than attempt a single player survival world. Better yet, add massage oil and jerk mate into the mix, and give Justin a Botox for extra quality. Fuck Minecraft, I'm too busy playing plants vs zombies.

"Hey Derrek I just got Minecraft, how do I play it?"

"Fuck off I'm playing a better game"

by Hectic3613 May 15, 2022