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Definitions by Hectic3613

Minecraft 

One of the worst fucking games I've ever played singleplayer, one of the best multiplayer. The variety of Minecraft is vast but it can sometimes me a shit show of a game that worsens my brain cancer ten fold everytime I play it alone, I'd rather have a orgy with Justin Bieber in a hot tub than attempt a single player survival world. Better yet, add massage oil and jerk mate into the mix, and give Justin a Botox for extra quality. Fuck Minecraft, I'm too busy playing plants vs zombies.
"Hey Derrek I just got Minecraft, how do I play it?"

"Fuck off I'm playing a better game"
Minecraft by Hectic3613 May 15, 2022