The greatest of all potatoes; King Spuducus
At a young age, Jason was a human looking for the meaning of life. Then he came across a magic potato tree. He ate a potato and was crowned King Spuducus for asserting his dominance over all the other potatoes.
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Jason AKA Double B is a person to claim that he’s That guy, which he’s clearly not. Jason loves to assume stuff which get’s Freda irritated and to the point, she wants to punch the shit outta him.
Jason could be nice sometimes but not all the time, when he feels disrespected he wants to call you every name in the fucking book such as BITCH HOE STUPID ETC. Jason’s are bad they try to do stuff to piss you off like joking at the wrong time, I’ve learned my lesson not to be with Jason. Jason’s hurts so much, it causes pain like getting stabbed in the heart. FUCK JASON
EWWWW is that Jason the guy who hurted Freda
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As in Jason Puncheon (footballer), puncheon (punching) above his weight looks wise.
That guy is a total Jason
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Jason a lame piece of shit that cops peoples styles and thinks he can pull with his toad sage looking ass
Person: whos that
Person 2: a faggot named jason
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Jason is loved by many women. He will set you on fire with his gorgeous eyes. He has the most perfect personality. He has the biggest brain and heart of all. If he likes you, he will stick up for you and put you first. He loves everyone. And everyone loves him.
I sure do miss that Jason
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Jason is the type of guy to have a few friends but who gives everything he has for those friends. He is the type of guy to refer to girls as the ladies because he is such a gentleman. Jasons tend to wear glasses and put their hair up combed back like a real tough guy. Jasons tend to be short but with a big heart. Jasons can be found in Ohio because they just belong there. You can find a Jason doing sporty jobs, such as gym trainers, or go-carting places.
He is such a Jason.
I met a Jason last night he treated me like a lady.
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