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duck jizz 

When a boy duck and a girl duck are in love they have special kind of hug where the boy duck pumps the girl duck full of hot, stanky duck jizz.
Gustav: This sandwich tastes like duck jizz!

Olav: I'm going to have to go have a talk with "Donald" and twist his beak.

It's obvious he's been ducking off onto the sandwich bread again.

Gustav: Thanks, old bean!
duck jizz by scodder September 28, 2012
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womb jizz 

a baby in utero that jizzes into his mother and creates a twin
dave: you are mother is such an hoe, she was still pregnant after she gave birth.
crocker: yeah, she had a bad case of womb jizz.
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sissy jizz 

The small dribble of jizz that ejaculates from a sissy boy's sissy clit when he reaches sexual climax
- Sissy jizz is transparent and more watery than the jizz usually produced by a man's penis during sex. Sissy jizz can only be produced when a sissy boy is being anally penetrated.
Darrin knees buckled from the relentless ass pounding he was enduring, he sissy-gasmed and his sissy clit squirted a tiny spurt of sissy jizz
sissy jizz by Sweet Lolly April 17, 2020

chinatown jizz 

The mysterious liquid or goo commonly found on the pavements and in the alleys of chinatowns all over the world that give chinatowns their distinctive smell.

This material is normally organic and made from the rotting juices of animal carcasses, urine of unknown origin, pavement-pureed fruits, produce and meats, and the phlegm of a pack-a-day smoker. The proportions will vary. Once those ingredients are well-mixed by foot traffic, a hot and humid summer day cooks it or ferments it.

Chinatown jizz gives rise to chinatown stench and is closely related to chinatown cheese.
Person A: What's the smell?
Person B: Dude, that's chinatown jizz. You stepped on it.
Person A: What? I stepped on jizz?
Person B: At least it didn't hit you in the face.

White water jizz 

The action of a girl pressing her boobs tightly together, while a guy explosively cums on the crack, creating a rapid flow of cum, often looking like white water rapids.
Last night I white water jizzed on ma hoe, she loved it.

open-jawed jizz queen 

An individual who has a healthy desire to consume massive quanities of semen thus proving their royal lineage amongst the lesser penis enhalers.
That Todd is such an open-jawed jizz queen. If he isnt careful he's going to need his stomach pumped ala Rod Stewart style.

tree jizz 

Pollen created by trees, which is used in fertilization, that some people may consider sex. Usually used by humans which are allergic to the pollen, dendrophiliacs, or those inclined toward anthropomorphism.
Fucking tree jizz drives my sinuses insane!
tree jizz by Chris Fancsy October 23, 2006