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Iron slam

The action of pulling down your pants that results in your penis smacking a a person in the face usually resulting in a black eye or broken teeth
“Yo what happened to your teeth?”
Nothing my homie just gave me the good ol’ Iron slam.”
by LongPeepeeGoodAtFortniteGuy February 20, 2019
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Iron Guy

Iron Guy is a word for someone with a will of iron. It describes a person that puts a lot of effort into things and gets rewarded for it.
Person1: Hey, did ya hear about Jimmy? That dude got some serious muscles over the summer!
Person2: Yeah man! Jimmy is one iron guy!
by Somegu6969 May 10, 2023
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iron mind forge

iron mind forge is my fav
by baguettemother07 January 29, 2024
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iron banana

having a penis that has been through some tough wear and tear, such as broken cartilidge, a split urethra, etc.
"Damn, Jeff has an iron banana!"
"Your mom gave me an iron banana last night."
by Iron Banana January 24, 2016
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waffle-iron

Someone who supposedly is a brave/strong person with "nerves and/or abs of steel", but who in reality totally wimps out and merely makes vague and indefinite remarks/excuses (i.e., "waffles") whenever a situation arises for him to actually assist/defend/protect someone or do anything else of any real use/effectiveness, especially in cases where his acting/intervening would risk offending others who are "important" to either him or others close to him.
Frustrated child: Anytime my parents are away, I'm always told to ask my Uncle John anytime I need help/advice with anything or to settle any disputes I may have with others, but he usually either claims to be too tired/busy or just smiles amusedly at my tearful complaining tirades and pretends not to understand what my problem is. What a waffle-iron!
by QuacksO June 14, 2018
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Ironically

A term used by people to justify actions or slang they use (which may be considered offensive or socially embarrassing) as being used to sarcastically make fun of people who do these things in full sincerity.

Secretly, they're serious about it too though.
James: Dude, stop saying cringe. That stopped being funny years ago.
Andrew: No dude it's ok, I say it ironically.
by Thenimas January 24, 2022
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Iron Mama

A burn you get from hot ironing yourself.
"I gave myself an iron mama today"
by Mizudoriiro April 9, 2020
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