war hammer

1.)A massive dick that women like
2.)something ALL guys wish they are born with (the others visit docter enlarger to get)

when Thor introduced Helga to his "War Hammer" at the local holiday inn, helga had the ride of her life

by J Dawg April 18, 2003

hammer

A tool used to insert nails into wood. (no pun intended)
Also used by sick minded assholes who are sexually frustrated

I WANNA HAMMER YEW!!!!

by zdfgujhokpl[] April 23, 2013

Hammer Dick

When you build unbelievable swelling in the tip of your penis after having sexual intercourse for a long period of time in a pool. The tip of your dick begins to look like the blunt end of a hammer while the rest of the shaft looks like a spaghetti noodle.

Man I had sex with her for 6 hours in my pool, when she left I had a hammer dick.

by ITwitch June 25, 2016

Claude hammercy

The ghetto version of saying lord have mercy and feeling safe about entering Jehovas Kingdom

Turline: Last night I was fucking my boyfriend, Otis and he was tearing my pussy up and I screamed CLAUDE HAMMERCY!

by Herro preese June 27, 2015

MC Hammer

Name used for someone who is: severely in debt or bankrupt.
Originated from rapper MC Hammer, who is now doing TV shows on PAX TV and numerous amounts of DJ-ing for High School functions and birthday parties.

The boy is white. He swaggers like a rapper, but sucks at rapping. His family is also in credit card debt up to their necks. The boys and girls in school call this boy "MC HAMMER".

by Brandon Brown March 20, 2005

The Hammer

A mixed concoction of vodka and Simply Limeade. Also functions as a panty liquidator. Also takes the rape out of date rape.

After just a sip off The Hammer, the female's panties melted.

by Kevin Granderson December 9, 2008

Cunt Hammer

The pleasurable act of kicking your girl in the cunt whilst simultaneously unloading on her face.

"Hey Ted, I was fucking this girl last night and then at the last moment, I unleashed a cunt hammer on her ass."

by is that my artichoke June 3, 2009