dumb ham

to nut the fuck up, or snap on somebody with lack of conscience thinking beforehand

this chick went dumb ham on that bitch the other day when she said she her man was fucking her now!

by megaz0 October 22, 2010

Baked Ham

Having approved sex while under the influence of marijuana; a nickname for one, who has sex often while being high

She was baked ham after just having sex and smoking.

by xxxigotnothing December 2, 2014

double ham body shot

Eat a piece of ham off of someone's butT

Dude, do a Double ham body shot with jenny

by Blake2737 August 14, 2014

Hot Ham and Cheese

When you take a spoonful of mayo and slather her butt cheeks in it, smear cheese whiz on your balls, scream "LUNCH TIME!" and slam it in her pooper.

"Yo fam, I heard you gave that bitch the hot ham and cheese last night."
"Yeah man, it was lunch time all up in that piece!"

by Mysticircle373 July 31, 2016

Strange Bucket of Ham

Rather odd or out-of-the-ordinary. Abnormal, curious, strange, out-of-place.

Sasha: Triangulum Caffalairous!!
Alesha: You are a Strange Bucket of Ham, Sasha.

by CoachBen April 2, 2009

Hot Honey Ham

The simple act of peeing on luscious ass.

Guy A: What's it called when you pee on a girl's ass?
Guy B: In the butthole?
Buy A: No, dude, just on the cheeks.
Guy B: Oh. That's Hot Honey Ham.

by bstppldrmr September 27, 2011

At the ham

When one is taking the piss

You at the ham, meaning you are taking the piss

by ...?!.?.! October 17, 2018