boneless hair

Hair so thin it looks boneless.
Usually super thin and far apart

I'm not balding it's just boneless hair.

by anonymous October 1, 2022

Alfalfa hair

noun Whether you just brushed/combed your hair or not, it's the 1 - 3 strands of hair which stubbornly stick up, on the back of your head.

*Like the 'Little Rascals' character Alfalfa sported.

"Come here. You have an Alfalfa hair sticking up."
"No matter what I do, I still have these little Alfalfa hairs, on my head. I need to just snip them off."

by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022

Halina Hair

This is a bed-head/ more natural look of hair that is fantastic looking either way. This is more feminine and focused on girls who may not think that its attractive.

Look you've got Halina hair!
Really? I've never thought so...
Are you serious?? Thats insane

by Z4kree December 14, 2021

burger hair

cool hair that is very cool

did you see Marian over there? She totally has burger hair !!!!

by 1293928339.9 November 9, 2021

Mule Hairs

Are rubbery vines that grow off of the muleth haireth. High in calcium, low in yam, they are very filling. Can be mixed with one piece of kale and 2 gallons of paper sauce to create a lushious pasta.

"Hey, look! It's some wild Mule Hairs, galloping in the majestic winds of urban dough."

by FigureskatingYASS February 4, 2022

Noodle hair

"Noodle hair" can be used to describe someone with rather long blond hair.

And sometimes curly hair.
It's typically used as an insult.

Malthe: "Bitch you have Noodle hair"
Me: *Cries*

by Guesswhoroxyfromgta5is March 17, 2022

Hair of the dog

A Scottish term for an alcoholic drink. Normally used the day after if you have a hangover. Another drink to help get over a hangover

I'm going for a hair of the dog, see you at the bar.

by DubManDan28 September 9, 2021