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Ryan Friday

The Man, the myth, the legend. Ryan James Friday is an ultimate memer, a pro gamer at games such as Rocket League, and Star Wars Battlefront. Ryan Friday uses his skills to obtain the trust of his friends by calling them trash. Ryan friday is funniest guy you will see around, but do not get on his bad side. Also noted he is a pro athlete in the sports of wiffleball, basketball and do not forget Ultimate Frisbee. NEVER mention soccer.... he hates Italians and loves ‘Merica.
Did you see Ryan Friday today? OMG Ryan Friday just performed a flip reset in rocket league!!
by Grillcheeseburg October 27, 2020
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Festive Shirt Fridays

The day wear all the cubicle employees either have fruity shirts or no shirts at all.
Euugh man. I just saw Dilbert's moobs.
by nikkan_hanil July 2, 2004
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Fat Bitch Friday

Fat bitch Friday a recurring event that happens every Friday from 12 AM to 11:59 PM. The Boys are suggested to go out and find the fattest bitch they can find and get with them. Any girl over 150 pounds is valid for this event. The reason we celebrate Fat Bitch Friday is to humble ourselves and to honor the Fat lives matter movement which doesnt really matter. This event is not to bring down Fat women but to give them a chance in life, because who knows maybe we all secretly like fat bitches, gotta find out some how.
Kevin: Yo wtw for tn im trying to go out and get some girls
Ant: Perfect its Fat Bitch Friday and I have a girl thats 165 and her friend is 173, which one you want.
Kevin: .... 165 please
by Niggalations Prophet June 25, 2020
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Slap ass Friday

Slap ass Friday shouldn't be real, It's sexual assault.

If anyone is touching you talk to someone you trust.

Kids, never do this please. This is sexual assault.
Person 1: "Hey! It's slap ass Friday and you know what that means!"

Person 2: "You know, you're just going to sexually assault someone you weirdo. I suggest you don't do it."

Person 1: "Oh sorry, I didn't know, my apologies.

Person 2: "Yeah you better be sorry weirdo."
by anonymous March 24, 2021
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Fridays

the weekends when a group of friends get together and drink alcohol and/or get high. using usually tequila jose cuervo usually or jack daniels the number of people there usually range from 5-15. "fridays" basically are the funnest weekends you'll ever experience in your life. You make the funniest, and most unforgettable memories at them. Fridays definitely are, unforgettable :)
R.I.P. "Fridays" :(
best times, now theyre gone
OCTOBER 2005 - FEBRUARY 2006
Fucking unforgettable hilariouss drunken times
Always & Forever will they live on in our hearts<3
whoever hasnt been to fridays sucks.
by Alishaaaa July 27, 2006
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Fridays

Friday, ahhhhh sweet friday. End of the week. And as we all know, Fridays are pants optional days!
"Streaker" Bob yelled, "Bam, I got shot!"
"Don't worry Fridays are pants optional!"
"And medikare will help, if you pay Bush!
by Homefrog February 19, 2004
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friday night cute

1) cute after a few beers
2) remedy for needing something cute on a friday at the end of the day
by fridaynight2 June 18, 2011
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