Noun - refers to the intense craving of Johnny Orlando’s penis ( Johnson ). This can affect anyone from age 12-92. So kids, parents and grandparents be sure to get your ur annual Johnson shots. it occurs most commonly with female tings, but males catch it pretty often as well. Anyone can be diagnosed with it from being in contact with johnny, or the mere sight of him.
Symptoms: constant thoughts of Johnny Orlando, weird urges to to swallow Johnson , weird thoughts about Johnson, stomach butterflies, hot flashes, betraying your friends to obtain johnson and cravings of Cheetos
How ever if you do catch Johnson fever there is no need to be alarmed, there are hundreds of cases of it a month. Unfortunately there have not been very many remedies for curing it yet. In fact som cases get worse. It’s recently been discovered that physical contact with Johnson could possibly leave you temporarily crippled after while craving johnson more. If you ever spot Johnson don’t be almarmed at it’s height of 8.5 inches , it will not harm you if you don’t get too close.
Symptoms: constant thoughts of Johnny Orlando, weird urges to to swallow Johnson , weird thoughts about Johnson, stomach butterflies, hot flashes, betraying your friends to obtain johnson and cravings of Cheetos
How ever if you do catch Johnson fever there is no need to be alarmed, there are hundreds of cases of it a month. Unfortunately there have not been very many remedies for curing it yet. In fact som cases get worse. It’s recently been discovered that physical contact with Johnson could possibly leave you temporarily crippled after while craving johnson more. If you ever spot Johnson don’t be almarmed at it’s height of 8.5 inches , it will not harm you if you don’t get too close.
by Johnsonfeverresearchcenter November 01, 2018
Roni fever is a certain condition that only occurs when you indulge in roni like activities such as rett and roni love
Ty “man I saw roni last night and wow I think I’m boutta catch a case of roni fever”
Rett “oh man let me tell ya, that fever ain’t ever goin’ away”
Rett “oh man let me tell ya, that fever ain’t ever goin’ away”
by roniandrettforever December 07, 2021
When being stuck indoors makes you feel like crap. Symptoms include irratibility, restlessness and occasionally a sore head, to name but a few!
Predominantly found rural/country folks who need to be outside but anyone can suffer from this.
Predominantly found rural/country folks who need to be outside but anyone can suffer from this.
by Elamay March 23, 2017
She couldn’t stop staring at the bulge in his crotch and drooling. That’s right, she had jumbone fever.
by 3hourtour May 19, 2024
When you used to be sociable and then you started using crack (meth) and became anti social due to your drug use. You got the crack fever.
Also if you're a crack user and you make plans to go and do something social (meaning outside of your room or home) and then you flake out, you got the crack fever.
Also if you're a crack user and you make plans to go and do something social (meaning outside of your room or home) and then you flake out, you got the crack fever.
John: hey bro what's doin? Keen to go to the pub for a couple beers?
Larry: yeah bro when do you want to go?
John: I'll be at yours in an hour.
John arrives at Larry's
John: oi bro stop smashing the pipe, let's go down the pub
Larry: nah bro nah, I'm just gonna chill here ay.
John: fuck bro you got the crack fever
Larry: yeah bro when do you want to go?
John: I'll be at yours in an hour.
John arrives at Larry's
John: oi bro stop smashing the pipe, let's go down the pub
Larry: nah bro nah, I'm just gonna chill here ay.
John: fuck bro you got the crack fever
by Modest Molly October 24, 2017
Alec fever is where your a simp for Alec Benjamin and you love his music and is his number one fan. You support Alec Benjamin and care fir him even if he doesnt know you exist. You have alec fever if your a huge simp for him and you cant stop listening to his music.
by Pizzagirl201 October 30, 2020
Fever that is produced artificially by a patient. This is done by artificially heating the thermometer or by use of pyrogenic substances and is suspected if the pulse rate is much less than expected for the degree of fever noted.
The patient is suspected to have factitious fever.
by Zateina December 22, 2020