Wondering what an emo is? simply picture this... a teenager aged from 12 to 17 (usually look about 7-9) who have either black, red, purple or other weird colour of hair, usually in a slanted 45 degree angle across the face who actually enjoy reading depressing poetry, hating life, wearing black and stripy clothes(kind of copying moshers), standing completely still at gigs and forming bands with no sense of rhythm or
originality. Also, women emo's sometimes aspire to look like a man as to seriously embarrass anyone meeting them who can't figure out what sex they are... they tend to only hang around with other emos or try to hang around with moshers and hate anybody who does not see the world through their selfish, ungrateful pussy eyes.
P.S. Be carefull, if encountering emo or listening to emo
conversation cover your ears and run as they usually enjoy pointless unfunny
randomness which to us sounds like the insane ramblings of a mental patient who quickly realized that boiling water is hot. But to them it serves as almost a complex second
language in which they can have in depth conversations about how much they hate being like others that's why they're emos and how those africans are all starving like dirty
conformists.
emo boy: hey there monkey fish
emo girl: Nola my funky sadnessfriend
emo boy: I've got 2 tickets to go see slit my wrists mass dyeing suicide
would you like to go caeser
chicken salad face?
emo girl: sure i've had the urge to stand around for 2 hours completely still
listening to music that sounds like all the other bullshit bands i like.
emo boy: thats good then maybe afterwards we can read some poetry and make sure we look and smell the same as all the other non-conforming emos
emo girl: that sounds awesome gorilla banana Julius
emo boy:fishmonger boats horizon
(carries on in endless loop until one needs to top up on eyeliner)