Excel Ninja

One who is adept in the exquisite art of Microsoft Excel. Frequently one with professional experience requiring extensive use of Excel (e.g., investment banking, financial analysis). Specifically the abilities to do things with Excel for which it was not intended (e.g., word processing) or create files quickly using arcane keyboard shortcuts are common traits of the Excel Ninja.

Chris: I want to fix this spreadsheet so that instead of having equations, the numbers are hard-coded.
David (with hesitation): Control + C, alt, e, s, v.
Chris: Truly your status as an Excel Ninja is beyond question.
David: Booyah!

by MennoniteOwl April 28, 2006

expurgation

Expurgation, also known as bowdlerization, is a form of censorship that involves purging anything deemed noxious or offensive from an artistic work, or other type of writing of media.

Episode 11 of the popular gore filled kill fest, "Madness Combat"

Frank: Hey did you see expurgation?
Timmy: "The song from the Friday Night Funkin' mod?"
Frank: "No, you fucking idiot."

by SubscribeToAbsurdClientLol June 8, 2021

Expese

That act of experiencing a product and then if you choose, you purchase it

After checking out that car i decided to expese it in case i didn't like it.

by PJ100981 June 1, 2017

extratellurian

Alien! Extraterrestrial!
Aliens! 👽👽👽

“Tellurian” means “of the Earth—inhabiting the Earth”.
“Extratellurian” therefore means “of another world—inhabiting another world”.
In Star Wars, Yoda is an extratellurian Jedi Grandmaster who leads the Jedi Order and who teaches the Jedi younglings, only for them to get…sliced and diced…Uh-oh.
In Avengers: Infinity War (and Endgame), Thanos is an extratellurian Titan who sought to wipe out half of all sentient life in order to “balance” the universe. And the Chitauri are a bunch of extratellurian howling crocodile dudes that try to…run n’ gun across New York…another uh-oh.
In Destroy All Humans!, Cryptosporidium is an extratellurian adventurer and infiltrator tasked with saving the Furon race from cloning itself to extinction. And he steals brains…
Uh-oh City!

Movies with aliens that present them as brutal extratellurian threats in the eyes of the human race are usually called “alien invasion films”.

by Daredevil Beats November 8, 2019

executive dysfunction

That mood you get into when you know you need to do something or want to do something but just can't get yourself to get up and do it. Begging yourself to get up and do it but you just can't.

Brain: you need to study for that AP test today
Me: you're right, I really should so I don't fail this time.
Body: nah, just watch Tiktok
Brain: please, you really need to
Me: please, I'm begging you, just study
Body: ...nah
Brain: I really hate how my ADHD comes with executive dysfunction

by Assume I'm a goddess :P April 22, 2021

Version excursion

In IT when management cannot get anything done because they are unable to decide between the current version of software, and the promised "next version".

Mike wasted 3 days on a version excursion, while the rest of us played Online Bingo

by Luc May 12, 2004

high expectations

The inflated degree of hoped-for euphoria that one initially possesses when trying out a new psychedelic drug, spiritual/meditation regimen, etc.

It's not a good idea to have high expectations, especially if you have trouble handling disappointment. Everyone's metabolism and chemical makeup is different, so individual results and effects will vary widely (and WILDly).

by QuacksO May 20, 2018