Douchbaggius Maximus

1-A big douche

2-someone who many think should have sexual intercourse with a porcupine

3-someone who, when around women, is slapped often

4-Synonym for Kim Jung Il, leader of North Korea

I saw him: the Douchbaggius Maximus. I was having a nice day, but then suddeny, I heard this noise...It sounded like someone trying to pick a fight..and they seemed to be wrong; and drunk. Yes, ihad found a Douchbaggius Maximus! he was about 6'3" tall, maybe 200 pounds, had spiked hair, and was very intoxicated. i took the first step that should always be taken when confronting a Douchbaggius Maximus: I said hello. he then turned, enraged, and used their mutual call when they feel threatened: "What are you lookin at, huh?". I reponded with a shrug, then punched him in the groin area, the second step i ndealing with a Douchbaggius Maximus. he then fell, in pain, and I pulled out my taze-gun, shooting him in the buttocks area. the third step. next, i bought everyone except for him a round of drinks, and called the bouncer on him. Step four. then, I made small talk, and went home, feeling relieved to have captured yet another Douchbaggius Maximus; and that was the last step, the last step to stopping another Douchbaggius Maximus from wreaking havoc.

by wordslinger88 June 28, 2009

douche bag

this species of male can usually be found wearing jeans and sandles in winter. you can usually spot them by there coats, which can consist of a pink shirt or a t-shirt with a witty saying on it. some unusually colorful douche bags have their collars popped up high to attract the attention of unintelligent females. can also be found playin a garth brooks album followed by 50 cent "up in the club"

only girls wear pink you douche bag.

look at these douche bags.

by scintifek9 December 28, 2005

Douche

1)The French word for shower.
2)The English word for what you do to horribly dirty pussies.

"Je prendrai une douche." or "Cletus, after yo' sister squeezes out that young'n, go'n git her a douche from the Uni-Mart."

by Donald Duck May 1, 2003

Douche Monkey

Anything you want it to mean there is no real definition but most of the time it is an insult

Man your a Douche Monkey

by Plead for Insanity June 12, 2004

business douche

The act of ruining an exceptional social gathering by "logicalizing" its various financial, managerial, or public relations benefits and or flaws. The aforementioned douching will then suck out all fun previously thought to be had at said social gathering.

Guy 1: God this party is kick ass, the keg is flowing and the bitches be bangin'.

Guy 2: Well you know (Guy 1), that keg has actually cost us quite a large some of money, 84.99 to be precise, plus tax of course. The possibility of many of these ladies being underage aside from the vast amount of sexually transmitted diseases that can be gotten from all the intercourse going on is quite taxing.

Guy 3: You are a business douche, quit business douching our party...ass.

by Collin, Jason, and Matt September 9, 2008

baba ga douche

A derogatory term for the stereotypical "rag head" (which is also a derogatory, stereotypical term). It is derived from the combination of "Baba Ganoush" and Douche Bag.

Baba Ganoush is a dip made from eggplant and is very popular in India.

It is a modern, Middle-Eastern-aimed version of "Kraut" or "Limey" but with the very cool and useful "douche" added to the end.

Loud-mouthed, drunk tourist to a pair of Indians on the streets of Calcutta:

Hey! Haji, Baba Gadouche: Where's f-ing Johnny Quest? You guys suicide bombers, or what? Where's Mama Gadouche, anyway?

Of course, these guys do not know much about world events or anything else, obviously.

by Tit May 9, 2005

Douche-bag-no-lights

Someone who feels the urge to drive around between the hours of dusk and dawn (or in the rain) with their headlights off

Man: "Man it's fucking raining again"
Other man: "yeah, and the guy behind me is a douche-bag-no-lights, I can barely see him"

by CPap April 6, 2007