Double salt

When you get hit with a burn on top of a burn and it makes you feel salty.

Oh shit, he got a case of the double salt.

by Game Night Harem January 10, 2016

double ronzonni

The act of performing fellatio on two gentlemen of Italian descent simultaneously then swallowing their tomato sauce. The act is reminiscent of one person eating two separate bowls of spaghetti and meatballs at the same time.

Hey yo Tony that thirsty ass
hoo-ah we met at the club last night gave us the best double ronzonni we ever had. Yea Vinny, she ate the ol' sauseege better than ya sister!

by Tony Stark Naked March 12, 2016

Double Solitaire

When you masturbate once, then immediately masturbate again with the other hand.

My blind date didn't end well, so I went home and gave myself a double solitaire.

by Guest53472 July 1, 2016

Double Piped

Double Piped is when you masterbate (and cum) and the suddenly have sex (and cum again). Get ya pipes cleaned out

Frederick: Fuck! Last night my wifey got home early and made me double piped.

Bray: Unlucky fam

by Authenticity fella September 13, 2016

Double beanbag

When you put 2 dicks in a pussy and the pussy molds itself to fit them

Yo, she had a total double beanbag!

by Dondonwas November 2, 2016

Double Dick throwdown

When two dudes slap each others dick while using their dicks as swords to hit the other dick. The first one to ejaculate loses.

1. Tonight in my basement, their will be a double dick throwdown.
2. I will be competing in a double dick throwdown.

by Faktz November 12, 2016

Double Decker Couch

Quite possibly THE most useless invention known to man and LEGO-kind.

Emmett: "Have you ever wanted to watch TV with your friends, but there's never enough room on the couch? Introducing: The Double Decker Couch! It's got cupholders!"

by ThePotatard June 19, 2016