Crunchy

- When you put extra time and effort into doing or making something, the results speak for themselves
- Done well
- Derived from taking the time to double-fry chicken wings makes them extra crunchy

Relationship goals; they're crunchy

by jessme March 26, 2024

Crunchy Mom

The term crunchy mom is typically used to describe a mother or female caregiver who typically follows a natural lifestyle and incorporates it into their parenting. A crunchy mom attempts to avoid modern medicine, limits reliance on technology, and eats only organic foods.

I hate my "Crunchy Mom" she is so strict and I am not allowed to do any thing!

by Ohionator April 10, 2024

Crunch Wrapped

Getting Incoherently Black Out Drunk With Your HomeBoys/Girls.

Damn bro I’m fuckin’ crunch wrapped right now. Im about to throw the fuck up.
Or
Are y’all niggas ready to get crunch wrapped in this bitch?

by TwampCityAJ April 25, 2024

Crunchy

John K getting in touch with his emotions.

Today's chair is Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch; so named because he's crunchy.

by elbeeay May 30, 2024

Crancher

The coolest dude on Mambo Beach.

Grouper Trinidad: I just hung out with Crancher yesterday. That dude is so fucking rad, man. I love being a Real Teens of Mambo Beach.

by nintendo gamecube June 26, 2024

Crancher

The coolest dude on Mambo Beach, or even in Florida in general!

Grouper Trinidad: Man, I just hung out with Crancher the other day. He's so fucking cool. I love being a Real Teens of Mambo Beach.

by nintendo gamecube June 26, 2024

Crunch Muffin

A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.

Jessica: “In my boy mom era”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”

by emineminem22 June 27, 2024