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Colonie hoes will cheat on their boyfriend, send nudes to other guys while they have a boyfriend, kiss other boys while they have a boyfriend, they talk to other boys while they have a boyfriend, which is also known as CHEATING. Cheating is what a typical colonie girl will do😕
by A random Colonie boy May 19, 2016
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Colon Connection

The act of letting go a loud and powerful fart at the exact same moment with anyone.
Mike; Jen, you farted at the same time as Robin. Apparently you both have a" Colon Connection "
by ☆GENDA☆ May 18, 2016
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Colonoscopenis

A guy who prefers the ass.
Hey what's up colonoscopenis?
by Normalnametaken October 26, 2016
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colon-pee

Refers to a rip-roaring case of "liquid farts" --- not just a case of mundane "trots", but a full-blown bout of "galloping diarrhea", like you're actually urinating out of your large intestine.
My country-cousin friends graciously invited me to help myself to the leftovers in their fridge while I was visiting them for a couple weeks this past July. That was all great, except that once I made the mistake of thirstily polishing off a nearly-full 2-quart bottle of Ocean Spray Premium Prune Juice over the course of a couple hours on an especially hot day. Well, needless to say, I was then obliged to stay in the yard for the next couple days 'cuz I had to run inside and visit the Little Boys' Room every ten minutes, plus I hadda remember to not eat anything after four in the afternoon both days, so that I could eventually "poop myself empty" by late evening and thus be able to get some sleep at night! Talk about total colon-pee --- my poor butt-hole got so sore that it felt like I was squirtin' out hot lava towards the end of it! Ah, well --- live and learn --- prune juice isn't meant to be consumed in large quantities (I shoulda gotten a clue from the fact that the bottle had had so little used out of it), unlike apple or cranberry juice that comes in the same kind of bottle!
by QuacksO November 25, 2016
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Colonial spring

A bout of warm, springlike weather toward the end of winter; the opposite of an Indian summer.
I think we ought to dub this period of unseasonably warm weather a 'Colonial spring' because:

1) It wasn't invited and it's not supposed to be here,
2) It seems like a blessing at first, but you suspect a global calamity may be lurking,
3) Its 'gifts' are often laden with nasty surprises like illness and flash flooding, and
4) Things could turn ugly again really quickly, without warning, despite assurances to the contrary.
by BornBlitzed February 24, 2017
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Colonel Sanders

Similar to being the recipient of a Red-Wristed Knuckle Bunny, but with more spit.
"Marty, I think your girlfriend a lot, but you should know she once gave me a Colonel Sanders behind the Captain D's."
by Tivo Del Nato March 9, 2017
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Colonial Sponge Cake

When you clunch a BBW booty meanwhile while licking the whipped cream off the clitoris
This weekend I gave her the Old Colonial sponge cake
by LemmyBoobs March 17, 2017
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