Coffee

(n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

I didn't mean to make Bob the coffee, but I could stop coughing!

by Tim McGuinness May 29, 2008

Cup of Coffee

The thing that Homsar was
raised by.

Duaaauoa! I was raised by a cup
of coffee!

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

Coffee Beans

A slang term used to describe a saggy and/or lumpy scrotum, as if the ballsack were filled with coffee beans. Usually used in accordance to males of African-American or Hispanic decent, but can be used occasionally for Caucasian males.

1. Ay meng, I heard you got dem coffee beans.
2. My ex-boyfriend had the WORST coffee beans.
3. Should I be worried? I got coffee beans.

by F.I.Y.M July 28, 2009

coffee grinder

The coffee grinder is the portion of a female's anatomy, also known as the vagina, designed to accept and stimulate the husband's erect penis, so that later on a baby might come travelling down thisbirth canal.

I wouldn't use an internal pad in there my dear because plugging up the coffee grinder can result in toxic shock.

by pamschel April 18, 2006

Coffee

(n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

"Did you just cough on me?"

"Yes, you're a coffee"

by TangoApple December 7, 2009

Making Coffee

Having the kind of sexual relations which cause liquids to be secreted from the genitals.

I made coffee last night with my boyfriend.

by Kahleeshma November 22, 2003

clouds in my coffee

theres someone else in your sex; your man/woman has a shawty on the side

"damn, theres clouds in my coffee. i guess i'll have to find a new man since he is double dipping."

by Ryan Messina April 29, 2007