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child support

A mythological payment which is supposed to be paid to single mothers (now known as double mothers ) to alleviate the full financial burden of raising kids as well as looking after them. The UK's child support agency has spent billions of pounds of tax payers' money trying to prove the existance of this elusive payment, by asking the absent parent to supply it. However hardly any payments have been located by this multi-million pound organisation. This evidence suggests that child support is a mythological beast, concocted by a bored civil servant on a grey rainly English afternoon to tempt women into reckless procreation so that the media could have a bit of a laugh at their expense by painting them as morally inferior when they ended up poor and overworked.
single parent: Where the bee-jesus is my child support?
child support agency: cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo
by Vixen5 October 17, 2008
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Holy Child

A school located in Potomac MD that seriously needs a renovation..the new MS is nice but the high school is like SE. The girls...? Eh. Most are really ugly, but it looks like the MS girls are gonna kick ass. Not one fat whore there. The education SUCKS, though. Seriously like they're SO stupid. They can't spell at ALL and they do prealgebra in like 10th grade.

Don't waste your time unless you want really nice girls..you won't get anything else, but there aren't cliques or anything. I'd spend my time at Visi, AHC, Holton or SR. But if you're desperate. GANGSTA.
Hey...I didn't get into any schools so it was HC or live on the streets..how do you spell garage again?
by brendan December 10, 2004
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child

its blaintanly a sexually trasmited disease!!!
OMG we had sex and she got pregnant!!!
by Mach4 February 22, 2005
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Man child

(Australian context) A boy who goes through puberty at a very young age, and is usually the tallest and oldest looking amongst his peers between the ages of 11-13. After that, he stops growing, and his peers go through puberty and become the same size/taller than him in the later teenage years. Despite this, however, a manchild will retain his characteristically mature features well into later life.
twelve year old boy1: dude, that guy over there has already started shaving. And he's like taller than all of us.

twelve-year old boy2: Yeah, he's such a man child!

(4 years later)
16-year old boy1: Hey look, it's the same guy we were calling a manchild 4 years ago! What happened man, he used to be taller than all of us, now he's like 5'9.5'' and we're all 6'1'' !!

16-year old boy2: I know, he's actually the same size he was when he was 12. But dude, he's still a manchild- look at his awesome stubble and hairy arms!
by AusDesi August 14, 2009
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wonder child

A child who has never been banned from anything, or has never done anything bad.
Person 1: Damn, I just got banned from eating cheese
NOT WONDER CHILD

Person 2: Im so perfect that I havnt been banned from anything ever!
WONDER CHILD

Person 1: Damn, I just stole from my mother
NOT WONDER CHILD

Person 2: Ive never done anything bad, EVER!!!
WONDER CHILD

Person 1: Damn that person 2 person is a freaking wonder child, I need to go cry to my therapist
by ne0_shiny April 13, 2005
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child skin

Also known as FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area). This occurs after some very unattractive women have children. After they give birth, they have excess skin above their vagina. Hence the term, child skin.
"She gave good head, but her child skin was sagging to the grownd."
by T-Bone March 7, 2003
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Cheltenham Rules

The keeping of all secrets within a particular event, meeting or gathering that defines:
1) all substance, discussion and efforts in such meeting, stays within the walls of the meeting "i.e" (what happens at band camp, stays at band camp.)
2) everything in this meeting, as cheltenham rules, cannot be discussed outside this meeting, lest it be a future gatherin of the same attendies.
i.e - The Freemason's conduct all of their meeting as of Cheltenham Rules. No Doubt, Dont Try, Keep Your Mouth Shut!
by anonymous - FM April 28, 2010
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