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Handoff Child 

A child whose parents are divorced or separated and share joint custody. Therefore the child his handed off back and forth between parents at a set frequency.
Little Gary was a handoff child growing up. He went to his mom’s house every other weekend after his parents got divorced.
Handoff Child by Silverslash January 18, 2019

Brain-Child 

When two or more people come up with an idea together
My friend and I just had a brain-child. What if, hear me out, we mixed the cake mix with the waffle mixture?

incest child

an ugly white piece of shit with an unproportionate face.
That incest child is such a douche-bag

closet child

1. A person who is overly imaginative but also an introvert and and could live in a closet.

2. The type of person that used to play in there closet as a child.
I am a closet child. Let me be with my people.
closet child by TheOGCC November 7, 2019

Flower child

A child who loves nature, and all it has to offer

Ghost child 

When the child is hardly noticed or heard
Ghost child:hey can we go to the movies?
Mother:
Other child: hey mom can we go to the movies?
Mother: sure!
Ghost child: 🙄
Ghost child by L.M.T.L December 15, 2019