Kobe Bryant

The motherfuckin G.O.A.T

Kobe Bryant was a professional basketball player who played from 1996-2016. He played against many superstars and hall of famers. Kobe is known as one of the greatest players of all time. Kobe won 5 championships, 1 MVP, and 18 All Star selections. Kobe Bean Bryant is the motherfuckin goat.

by Yo tomato balls December 19, 2025

jackie and bryan

it's a couple who doesn't say I love you and kisses awkwardly

wow I don't want to be like Jackie and Bryan

by John picklemen September 24, 2015

aaron o'bryan

Some idiot who likes to please himself while everyone is looking. He is usually a loner and talks to himself in various accents. An Aaron hates people by the name of Grant, Spencer, Zeke, Zach, and pretty much everyone who is quite normal. Beware of this dumb as crap stalker who has no shame and likes to do these corny magic tricks that by the middle of the trick you either want to walk away or beat the living shit out of his non-existent nut sack. If you want to find this loser, you can find him either inside his mother and father, or at Lighthouse Church, CA, 91320.

Oh... Aaron O'Bryan........ can you like... kill me for heaven FUCK sake?

by Magic Conch Shell October 5, 2016

kenneth kayb bryant

Leader of every dream

The missing key to great things

#leader

#creative

#intelligent

#betterfindhim

#hewhatyouneed

The other day I saw Kenneth KayB Bryant my day became a blessing. ..

by Mic Foley December 21, 2016

Tiff blowing Bryan off

Whenever Bryan tries to invite a girl named Tiffani out and she either denies, says maybe but does not follow threw or just ignores him

Bryan asked Tiffani to video chat. She lead him to believe they would buy denied it it by Tiff blowing Bryan off by ignoring several of his calls.

by Dok5150 June 11, 2018

Pulling a Bryan

When you are feeling like a sad pathetic loser, so you text your ex begging her to take you back.

P1:Did you hear about Ted?
P2:Nah, what happened?
P1:He tried pulling a Bryan on Doug's girl!

P2:How did it end up?

P1:They read the messages together and laughed about how pathetic he was!

by Nutsackmuscle February 19, 2019

Hunter Logan Bryant

Is usually a hoe but is very sweet. Will go out of his way to make sure you’re okay and is a very lovey dovey person. He will always be there for you when you need him, will love you unconditionally, and has a sweet ass.

Girl: “Hunter Logan Bryant is the best person ever and is the Simba to my Nala, with that sweet ass.”
Girl 2: “really?”
Girl: “(winks) his ass is the best in the world and very smackable”.

by csam287 May 26, 2019