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terry pretzel baker

A solo sexual position that involves an old man placing legs up behind head and double fisting himself
I was walking down the bribie island beach minding my own business when i saw a terry pretzel baker. I almost vomited
by D Punch July 30, 2018
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Open Minded Baker

A female baker that derives her baking ability from receiving oral sex. Her full power is achieved after 32 consecutive hours of the act.
Xavierella has issues with job security due to her need for constant cunnilingus, but this is the price you pay for being an open minded baker. The cookies she bakes for subway cause instant orgasm.
by EntrancingBear February 8, 2021
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a Baker's Shit ton

When there is way more than a Baker's dozen, a shit ton, "A Baker's Shit Ton".
Dude A: "Yo, we need a Shit Ton of donuts for this morning's wake and bake!"
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."
by GlazeHer October 30, 2013
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baked

When you're high off your ass to the point where you can't even think anymore.

When you're fucking chink eyed.
by KD42 December 23, 2010
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master baker

bob: wow, that guy is masturbating into a donut

cindy lou: he must be a master baker

bob: masturbater?

cindy lou: no, a master baker

llama: baaa!!!
by kiki maleki October 8, 2011
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baked

1.)high, stoned, under the influence of marijuana or equivalent drug.
2.)extremely tired, displaying symptoms of (but not actually) being under the influence of narcotics.

Symptoms for both: glazed eyes, unconsciousness, half-consciousness, hunger, numbness.
1) He was so spaced out that day, just completely baked! I bet you he'll drop out soon.

2) Ugh, dude I went shopping, racing, eating, drinking, skiing, skating, ballin', batting, playing, singing, swimming, climbing, and dancing earlier, and then right before I accidentally shot myself, my gf broke up with me.

{I'm so baked}
by Reali-T Scribe October 28, 2006
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