Wakey wakey cheese and bakey 

Noun. Breakfast in the hood - wings, fries, salmon patties, pancakes, mexican omelette.

Wakey wakey cheese and bakey! Get some grub in you before you go to the office, my dolla. But let me read my newspaper first.

Wakey wakey cheese and bakey by Terry Bad Ice September 29, 2017

terry pretzel baker 

A solo sexual position that involves an old man placing legs up behind head and double fisting himself

I was walking down the bribie island beach minding my own business when i saw a terry pretzel baker. I almost vomited

terry pretzel baker by D Punch July 30, 2018

hot damn baked yummy potato

not cole sprouse

wow he’s a hot damn baked yummy potato

hot damn baked yummy potato by legrinch December 6, 2018

Open Minded Baker 

A female baker that derives her baking ability from receiving oral sex. Her full power is achieved after 32 consecutive hours of the act.

Xavierella has issues with job security due to her need for constant cunnilingus, but this is the price you pay for being an open minded baker. The cookies she bakes for subway cause instant orgasm.

Open Minded Baker by EntrancingBear February 8, 2021

a Baker's Shit ton

When there is way more than a Baker's dozen, a shit ton, "A Baker's Shit Ton".

Dude A: "Yo, we need a Shit Ton of donuts for this morning's wake and bake!"
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."

a Baker's Shit ton by GlazeHer October 30, 2013

baked 

When you're high off your ass to the point where you can't even think anymore.

When you're fucking chink eyed.

I am one baked motherfucker.

baked by KD42 December 23, 2010

master baker 

a baker or pastry chef that masturbates

bob: wow, that guy is masturbating into a donut

cindy lou: he must be a master baker

bob: masturbater?

cindy lou: no, a master baker

llama: baaa!!!

master baker by kiki maleki October 8, 2011