A solo sexual position that involves an old man placing legs up behind head and double fisting himself
I was walking down the bribie island beach minding my own business when i saw a terry pretzel baker. I almost vomited
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A female baker that derives her baking ability from receiving oral sex. Her full power is achieved after 32 consecutive hours of the act.
Xavierella has issues with job security due to her need for constant cunnilingus, but this is the price you pay for being an open minded baker. The cookies she bakes for subway cause instant orgasm.
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Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."
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When you're fucking chink eyed.
When you're fucking chink eyed.
I am one baked motherfucker.
by KD42 December 23, 2010
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cindy lou: he must be a master baker
bob: masturbater?
cindy lou: no, a master baker
llama: baaa!!!
cindy lou: he must be a master baker
bob: masturbater?
cindy lou: no, a master baker
llama: baaa!!!
by kiki maleki October 8, 2011
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2.)extremely tired, displaying symptoms of (but not actually) being under the influence of narcotics.
Symptoms for both: glazed eyes, unconsciousness, half-consciousness, hunger, numbness.
2.)extremely tired, displaying symptoms of (but not actually) being under the influence of narcotics.
Symptoms for both: glazed eyes, unconsciousness, half-consciousness, hunger, numbness.
1) He was so spaced out that day, just completely baked! I bet you he'll drop out soon.
2) Ugh, dude I went shopping, racing, eating, drinking, skiing, skating, ballin', batting, playing, singing, swimming, climbing, and dancing earlier, and then right before I accidentally shot myself, my gf broke up with me.
{I'm so baked}
2) Ugh, dude I went shopping, racing, eating, drinking, skiing, skating, ballin', batting, playing, singing, swimming, climbing, and dancing earlier, and then right before I accidentally shot myself, my gf broke up with me.
{I'm so baked}
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