Alabama Boiled Turkey

When you hogtie and cum inside your sister, dip pubic hair in it and then put it inside a humidifier.

Me: Yo, I did the Alabama Boiled Turkey, air was bussin.

You: What the fuck is wrong with you.

by InfoShiter October 4, 2022

Alabama Red Light

When you go to stick it in your sisters ass and she says “STOP” that holes for dad!!!

I had to give my brother an Alabama red light last night!!!!

by John Deez Nutz May 26, 2022

Alabama cruise missile

When you shit then ram it at a forcefully high speed into your female cousins cooter

I just gave cousin darlene an alabama cruise missile last night

by Candurus December 30, 2021

Alabama Reality Disorder

When all the perceptions in your mind are fecal oriented.

My shrink says that too much Urban Dictionary caused my Alabama Reality Disorder.

by AlabamaBaby April 1, 2022

Alabama Mac and Cheese

The making of mac and cheese and then violently shoving it up a family members ass or vagina then eating it from the newly made bowl

Person 1: Did you hear what John did to his sister yesterday?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: He gave her some Alabama Mac and Cheese
Person 2: oof

by ManMan6t9 November 17, 2021

Alabama hot tamale

When you are fucking your sister or cousin and use hot sauce as lubrucation, then when you finish you scrape it up and put it on some chicken wings and share it

Me and my cousin did some Alabama hot tamale shit last night

by BJ T March 19, 2022

Alabama Ranch Hand

When your girl wants to be preggo but you like blowjobs too much. You cum in her mouth, she snowballs into your mouth, and you use your mouth to inject the cum into her pussy.

Did you hear Doug gave Suzanne an Alabama Ranch Hand? They are due in November.

by anonymous January 23, 2022