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Alabama Prom Night

A term used to order a "set up" at the bar. The Alabama Prom Night consists of a shot of well gin and a PBR beer.
"Hey Mr. Bartender, can I get an Alabama Prom Night for this sweet little lady here, and I'll take a shot of whiskey and a Lonestar."
by dumbcherub September 7, 2019
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Alabama trouser trout

When a guy gets done cumming

And puts it in his pants without cleaning up and his wiggly stick gets stuck to his pants
Blake was in such a hurry he didn't clean up his wiggly stick and his wiggly stick got stuck and dried to his pants , he had such an Alabama trouser trout
by Jigglykayak February 8, 2018
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Alabama Ranch Hand

When your girl wants to be preggo but you like blowjobs too much. You cum in her mouth, she snowballs into your mouth, and you use your mouth to inject the cum into her pussy.
Did you hear Doug gave Suzanne an Alabama Ranch Hand? They are due in November.
by anonymous January 23, 2022
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Alabama hot coffee

When you pour coffee down a girls AREA during sex
Last night we were doing some kinky stuff and we did a Alabama hot coffee
by Wheres petscop2? February 8, 2019
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Alabama Hot Pocket

When I man poops in the vagina then fucks it.
Him: "Damn Girl, your pussy smells like shit!

Her: Sorry I just had an Alabama Hot Pocket with some dude I met at a bar yesterday.
by morgzytsucks July 12, 2021
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Alabama One Punch

scientifically proven to be as affective as Plan B, and is used usually 2 to 3 months into the pregnancy, From Alabama, this one fierce punch will terminate any fetus within a 3 inch radius of this mighty blow
“I heard Susan got the ol’ Alabama One Punch today”

“Dam, let’s give a ‘Yee’ for that poor soul

*Both Yee in mourning*
by i speak Carti +^* October 14, 2019
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Alabama Petting Zoo

When, during a family get-together or outing, the group, as a whole , gets all hot and bothered, and gropes, strokes, and fingers each other to orgasmic climax for all or most family members involved. The act is usually, but not fully limited to, heterosexual in nature, and much Bud Light, Natural Light, or PBR may or may not be the culprit. Essentially, the yearly family reunion also doubles as a furry convention.
Things usually get weird every family reunion down in Birmingham. Once inbred, toothless Uncle Fester pulls out his big jug of homemade moonshine and starts passing it around, the whole thing turns into a total Alabama Petting Zoo. Damn, my cute cousin Alice sure knows how to stroke me off.... or was it my sister?????
by Roll_Turd May 26, 2023
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