Short staffed 69

A short boy who love trump a d is short and is redneck and is short and is not thicc and is short

A short staffed 69 is short

by Sadly not big June 21, 2022

Verbal 69 Session

Any "interview" that is so complimentary to the person being interviewed that it's as if they are sucking each other's dicks through language.

If you have one of these clowns who does stupid shit like plan wars behind our backs and hurts people's lives in various ways in front of you and you don't grill the motherfucker, you're fired.
The most obvious example of a Verbal 69 Session was Howard Stern's interview with Joe Biden in April of 2024, where Stern called Biden "America's Father."

by Publius0987 August 9, 2025

K-69

When you're fighting naked against a dog and it bites your dick, so you bite it's dick back.

Hypothetically you could bite the dog's dick off! You mean I should K-69??

by BlackJackbuster June 2, 2024

69

The greatest word, number, sex position, or thought of all time. The numbers are the genitals (6 male and 9 female) and 66 or 99 is gay but it's cool as long as the position is in 69.

I only 69 i would never do a 66, but i love watching 99s.

by babybird69 June 14, 2017

n1c0l4..69

She is a small tiktoker who likes the number 69 😏

n1c0l4..69 loves the number 69

by Rarararrarararra September 6, 2021

69 ways to say penis

1. penis
2. dick
3. cock
4. johnson
5. phallus
6. pp
7. cummer
8. erector
9. 8==D
10. pisser
11. natural dildo
12. reproducer
13. ejaculator
14. meat
15. beef jerky
16. cylinder
17. master
18. fucker
19. penith
20. peen
21. pent
22. pentanyl
23. pencil
24. pen
25. pentagon
26. peepee
27. peep
28. peeper
29. pepper
30. dr pepper
31. hand abused child
32. golf club
33. hockey stick
34. stick
35. third leg
36. dickballs
37. lightsaber
38. peer
39. fella
40. lil fella
41. thing
42. member
43. dong
44. ding dong
45. dingaling
46. ding dong ditch
47. dingle
48. meat cigar
49. bottle
50. water bottle
51. jizzer
52. jizzler
53. firework
54. assfucker
55. pussyfucker
56. vaginafucker
57. pregnator
58. babymaker
59. breadwinner
60. bread
61. banana
62. eggplant
63. carrot
64. zucchini
65. cucumber
66. jalapeño
67. jalapeñis
68. tube
69. tunnel

wow, i never knew there were so many ways to say penis! 69 ways to say penis?

by starry da great February 12, 2025

69

oral sex ;)

"Hi, do you want to have 69?"

"Yes. Take off your clothes!"

by sexyy bitchh <3 March 29, 2022