The optical illusion created by some jeans and pants that gives the appearance that you have a boner when in reality you don't. AKA pitching a tent
by Oobox September 4, 2008

Expression often used when one has to go take care of something, but is feeling too lazy to go do it.
by Alex Stockwell October 1, 2008

What happens when a bunch of fucking idiots on Youtube think of a way to get thumbs up on a video from a year ago or more. It goes like this:
*Video from at least a year ago*
"LULOLOYULUOULZZZZZ TUMZ OOP IF YURZ wochin dis in 2012!!11111!11111111!"
Me: No, I'm listening to this in 1933.
"lulz hipstr fag"
*Video from at least a year ago*
"LULOLOYULUOULZZZZZ TUMZ OOP IF YURZ wochin dis in 2012!!11111!11111111!"
Me: No, I'm listening to this in 1933.
"lulz hipstr fag"
"Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2012."
Me: Kill yourself.
(I have to include the title in the example so Thumbs up if you're watching this in...)
Me: Kill yourself.
(I have to include the title in the example so Thumbs up if you're watching this in...)
by Chowder183 August 27, 2012

'Hit my phone up' used only by people called Justin Bieber in songs. It simply means 'hit me up' or even more simply 'call me' or 'text me on my mobile telephone' but that wouldn't cut it as a lyric in his song.
Friend 1: 'Hey do you fancy going out tonight?'
Friend 2: 'yeah sure hit my phone up whenever you're ready'
Friend 2: 'yeah sure hit my phone up whenever you're ready'
by Esta Loco Vida April 27, 2016

by Jil Millrar December 2, 2013

Used when someone is in a shitty/pissy mood and they either have to cheer up or fuck off in order to not bring down the mood of everyone else.
Curtis says to Scott: "Scott, you need to Cheer up or Fuck Off"
Scott says: "Okay, thanks" *High Five*
Scott says: "Okay, thanks" *High Five*
by speckdog October 18, 2012

1.A basic rule in street fighting to gaurd against an attack from someone's right hand.
2.Euphemistically to take precaution against expected obstacles.
2.Euphemistically to take precaution against expected obstacles.
1. Yo son you wann eff w/ me he better keep your left up that's my word.
2. You making that run on the fourth? Yo, you betta keep your left up the feds be creeping!
2. You making that run on the fourth? Yo, you betta keep your left up the feds be creeping!
by The Amalamps May 17, 2006
