5 inch bunch up

The optical illusion created by some jeans and pants that gives the appearance that you have a boner when in reality you don't. AKA pitching a tent
Those blue jeans gave me a killer 5 inch bunch up
by Oobox September 4, 2008
mugGet the 5 inch bunch upmug.

see me getting up

Expression often used when one has to go take care of something, but is feeling too lazy to go do it.
Man, I gotta go make dinner. See me getting up?
by Alex Stockwell October 1, 2008
mugGet the see me getting upmug.
What happens when a bunch of fucking idiots on Youtube think of a way to get thumbs up on a video from a year ago or more. It goes like this:

*Video from at least a year ago*

"LULOLOYULUOULZZZZZ TUMZ OOP IF YURZ wochin dis in 2012!!11111!11111111!"

Me: No, I'm listening to this in 1933.

"lulz hipstr fag"
"Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2012."

Me: Kill yourself.

(I have to include the title in the example so Thumbs up if you're watching this in...)
by Chowder183 August 27, 2012
mugGet the Thumbs up if you're watching this in...mug.

hit my phone up

'Hit my phone up' used only by people called Justin Bieber in songs. It simply means 'hit me up' or even more simply 'call me' or 'text me on my mobile telephone' but that wouldn't cut it as a lyric in his song.
Friend 1: 'Hey do you fancy going out tonight?'
Friend 2: 'yeah sure hit my phone up whenever you're ready'
by Esta Loco Vida April 27, 2016
mugGet the hit my phone upmug.

candy up your buns

It's when a guy has his Sweets all flushed down the drains
Hey, Mac, would ya candy up your buns?!?
by Jil Millrar December 2, 2013
mugGet the candy up your bunsmug.

Cheer up or Fuck Off

Used when someone is in a shitty/pissy mood and they either have to cheer up or fuck off in order to not bring down the mood of everyone else.
Curtis says to Scott: "Scott, you need to Cheer up or Fuck Off"

Scott says: "Okay, thanks" *High Five*
by speckdog October 18, 2012
mugGet the Cheer up or Fuck Offmug.

keep your left up

1.A basic rule in street fighting to gaurd against an attack from someone's right hand.

2.Euphemistically to take precaution against expected obstacles.
1. Yo son you wann eff w/ me he better keep your left up that's my word.

2. You making that run on the fourth? Yo, you betta keep your left up the feds be creeping!
by The Amalamps May 17, 2006
mugGet the keep your left upmug.

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