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shit Mother TITTY NUTS!

The reflexive nonsensical irrational escalating expletive declared in real time during the worst possible nonsensical irrational event.
shit Mother TITTY NUTS! were the last words witnesses reported hearing from Larry before he drowned in earlobe Herpes infested lake water that inexplicably spewed from his laptop after missing the income tax e-Filing deadline by just one minute
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National Shit on Floor Day

On April 12th, you shall shit on the floor with style and run out. Make the bathrooms stink!
“Bro whys there shit everywhere on the floor.”
National Shit on Floor day, dummy.”
by GayDog102947 April 11, 2019
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completly shit ass driver

Somebody who is so bad at driving not just a car but any vehicle with wheels (bike). Who should never have gotten there liscence because monkeys can drive better. Most people get the nickname of being a Gracie.
Oh my gosh she just hit a parked car and totaled her car she is a completly shit ass driver she must be a Gracie.
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testicle shitting penguin rapist

Adj: A testicle shitting penguin rapist is a conjunction of testicle shitting and penguin rapist
it refers to a gay man who sucks balls and does ass who rapes penguins
Noun: An insult used by creative people who need to get their messege across
it is based on the insult in south park which goes : testicle shitting (insert last part here)
man1: Barry is such a testicle shitting penguin rapist!
man2: i know right, at least ask the penguins befor you suck their dicks!
man1: Whoa it was just an insult
by Braybray54321 March 9, 2017
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9 Day Shit Fart

When you go on a special diet and don't have a shit for 9 days, then you try and squeeze out a fart that turns out to be a little more than you expected.
Oh my god, she's had a 9 day shit fart.
by Anon0500 February 25, 2020
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i smell shit face

The face that you make when you smell everything at once. The smell underneath the smell.
Hey Melvin? Why do you have the I smell shit face? Oh nevermind, you smell what we can't.
by #nosekeepers July 18, 2020
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I shit my pants

They saying you say when you just shit your pants. The term can also be used as, "I just shit my pants".
Jerry: Hey Thom!
Thom: I shit my pants.
by Idon'tknowanymore July 3, 2020
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