something for you to watch stupid videos for laughs and let people make money off of you but yet you still watch Youtube
by Aaron gonzalez fuck face March 13, 2017
Get the youtube mug.When someone knows all the words of a song and if anyone sings it wrong will automatically correct them, in order to present themselves as being cool.
Pablo: 'when your metro don't trust I'm gonna shoot him'
James: 'Pablo it's actually "if young metro don't trust you I'm gonna shoot him" but ya know'
Pablo:' James shut the fuck up, just cos your white ass was up all night YouTube lyricing the words, smh
James: 'Pablo it's actually "if young metro don't trust you I'm gonna shoot him" but ya know'
Pablo:' James shut the fuck up, just cos your white ass was up all night YouTube lyricing the words, smh
by Schlongonthat June 22, 2016
Get the YouTube lyricing mug.Comment witticisms that quickly move to the top of the Youtube comment section, because of sheer hilarity or cleverness.
These were often kept at the top with the 'The Most Liked Comments'.
Despite youtube removing the feature and as well the dislike button (as of 2016). The youtube wit is a staple of the site.
These were often kept at the top with the 'The Most Liked Comments'.
Despite youtube removing the feature and as well the dislike button (as of 2016). The youtube wit is a staple of the site.
"Video of women screeching in place a singing, with no discernible lyrics"
John Smith - ''I like how they need sheet music for this ' +86
Gamerdude2 - "this is the Youtube wit."
The youtube comment section is raw and unadulterated and that is what allows the youtube wit to flourish.
John Smith - ''I like how they need sheet music for this ' +86
Gamerdude2 - "this is the Youtube wit."
The youtube comment section is raw and unadulterated and that is what allows the youtube wit to flourish.
by Cacciaguida September 6, 2016
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Get the youtube and drink mug.The YouTube Partnership Program is an opportunity for YouTube users that, after surpassing a certain amount of subscribers and views, allows the user to profit off of advertising revenue and paid promotions. However, it was also mischievously designed to fuck over smaller channels that have not yet met their requirements to be eligible for the YouTube Partnership Program by cockweeds that only care about the product first and creativity second.
There are rumors that, long ago, the YouTube website actually rewarded creativity and originality. No complicated algorithms based on watch time and upload frequency that only seem to be programmed to benefit the advertisers that give YouTube money. No Paul brothers or RiceGums to plague the platform due to how these ridiculous algorithms work. No random users playing a monetization lottery and sometimes getting several videos deleted or even their entire channel suspended. Just a site of pure, wild fun for the world to enjoy and share.
But in any case, this is what we have now. Thanks.
There are rumors that, long ago, the YouTube website actually rewarded creativity and originality. No complicated algorithms based on watch time and upload frequency that only seem to be programmed to benefit the advertisers that give YouTube money. No Paul brothers or RiceGums to plague the platform due to how these ridiculous algorithms work. No random users playing a monetization lottery and sometimes getting several videos deleted or even their entire channel suspended. Just a site of pure, wild fun for the world to enjoy and share.
But in any case, this is what we have now. Thanks.
Friend: "Hey, I heard you're eligible for the YouTube Partnership Program! That's awesome!"
User: "Actually, those regulations were just changed. Guess I'll have to post hundreds of vlogs and diss tracks to even stand a chance now."
User: "Actually, those regulations were just changed. Guess I'll have to post hundreds of vlogs and diss tracks to even stand a chance now."
by ARGUS_SBB January 22, 2018
Get the YouTube Partnership Program mug.noun - A person who has absolutely no experience or legitimate knowledge of a topic, but criticizes and corrects doctors, etc. because they consider themselves the Einstein of the comments section; similar to a keyboard warrior, but less angry and more arrogant/douchey. These people tend to be very unlikable and typically instigate a very long thread of trolling comments back-and-forth, demonstrating further that they are definitely a douche bag.
Oh look, another YouTube Professional watched a three-minute video on popping blackheads and now is telling Dr. Pimple Popper how she should change her techniquebecause he actually thinks that his opinion > medical school.
by Apocalypse2017!Yay! January 6, 2017
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