Woodsville 

A small town in New Hampshire that is closely associated with the towns of Haverhill, North Haverhill, Pike, and Benton. The fun things to do in this town are very limited, and they mostly consist of getting slushies from the local Cumberland Farms, going swimming at the Cliffs, and bumming around the streets getting in trouble. If you live in this town, you most likely fall into one of three categories, the Hicks, who drive around in loud trucks and chew tobacco during school hours, the Skater Punks, who spend time skating around the streets because there is no skatepark and get in trouble with the police, and the High School Dropouts, the kids who, no matter how hard they try, will never live outside of this dump nicknamed Hoodsville, NH.

Hoodsvillian 1: Yo, I'm bored. What do you want to do?
Hoodsvillian 2: I don't know, bro. Lets go smoke weed on the tracks behind Woodsville because there's nothing else to do.

Woodsville by jnyfknmlr696 June 3, 2009

$200 dollar word 

an educated or "big" word in place of a more common one used so one can try to appear smarter than they really are

Foo: I ventured to the marketplace and purchased many consumer goods.

Dirty: Foo all u did was go to tha damn sto and buy sum shit, that all u had to say...quit usin them $200 dollar words!!

$200 dollar word by Dirty November 29, 2004

Word Salad

An almost incoherent sentence produced by typing too fast and not proof-reading. Usually the result of IT professionals who are busier fixing a problem than worrying about email. (Often believed to be caused by a stroke or alcohol)

Zur: Can I get a T90AIMS and T90ESP database created.
DBA: We already created T90AIMS.
Zur: * So we still are still sort a T90ESP db
DBA: Dude, are you OK?
Hays: He's just drunk
Zur: Word salad. Typing too fast for brain.
Rat: I thought you were having a stroke.

Word Salad by tinky2jed December 18, 2008

wordsmithery 

1. (n) The noble work of an honest wordsmith, in those olden days of punning pundits and quipping quiptographers.
2. (n) The place of business of said wordsmith.

I spend all mine days at yon wordsmithery, getting mine wordsmithery done,
smithing faire words with mine wordsmithing tools,
for profit,
for fame
and for fun.

wordsmithery by alux August 25, 2005

does a bear shit in the woods 

Sarcastic response to any question that has an incredibly obvious answer. The humor lies in that you're mocking the person who asked the question by jokingly asking a question that has an obvious answer. See "Is the Pope Catholic".

Joe: Is Julio Jones good at football?
Clayton: Does a bear shit in the woods?

does a bear shit in the woods by Bob_Sag25 September 6, 2009

Woodstock 

The greatest rock and roll festival of all time. It was held at Yasgurs Farm (600 Acres) near Woodstock, New York on August 15-17 1969. Some of the greatest musicians of the time were there including; Jimi Hendrix, Ten Years After, Janis Joplin, Joan Baez, Creedence Clearwater Revival, the Who, Canned Heat, Country Joe & the Fish, Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young, and much much more. There were a ton of drugs here. 3 children were born, a few were conceived, and one or two people died.

'What do you think was the greatest concert?'

'Even though it was a festival, Woodstock by far.'

Woodstock by UHMM December 8, 2006

Magic Word 

Something you didn't say

Dennis Nedry: Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word!

Magic Word by j5689 January 4, 2011