by Mackerzzz March 27, 2015
when you start wanking and shout to your mother to come to your room , and see if you can finish before she opens your bedroom door.
by Dragon67 April 16, 2023
A danger rank is were you start Wanking/Masturbating/Pulling The Ham/ Beating Your Meat/ Tickling The Pickle/ Kissing The Pork etc. You call your mother or father into the room and try to finish before they enter. Victors of this challenge will be praised and have the right to boast about it, if they do not become the leader of the group then get new friends. Of course there will be contesters, there always is. Time yourself next time.
Jim: How come your the leader of the group?
Bob: I performed a danger wank and succeeded!
Jim: Holy shit! All praise lord Bob
Bob: I performed a danger wank and succeeded!
Jim: Holy shit! All praise lord Bob
by BigLadGreggs March 09, 2020
by Peachy_107 May 30, 2022
To engage in dickish behavior. Used in the same spirit as "to fuck about", "fuck around", or "screw around".
We would have gotten here much faster if so many other drivers weren't wanking about the whole time.
by Not Dangerous Dickey October 03, 2015
Masturbation that occurs after one has attempted and failed to have sex with someone. May be called a "consolation fap" by someone born after 1990.
We went back to her place and I thought this was the night, but she said she wasn't ready so I settled for a consolation wank after she fell asleep.
by ghostofshoegazer February 13, 2014
When 2 dudes rival eachother in penis size so they battle wanking eachother off to see who cums first.
by The_one_and_only🍑🥇 December 10, 2019