Rare Uncle Market

The act of purchasing an uncle from Uganda, or any third world country. Like the Rare Fish Market, the Rare Uncle Market is a sign of wealth and success.

Baen: "Have you seen the Rare Uncle Market?!"
Lewis: "Yeah bro, 1 uncle is 1 Morbillion USD in CASH!"
Baen: "HOW CAN I AFFORD THIS"
Lewis: "Take out a mortgage and don't repay it!"
Baen: "Brilliant!"

by Lewis & Baen May 12, 2022

bob's your uncle

uh i guess bob is your uncle or something

"Bob's your uncle mate!"
What the fuck?

by Bob (your uncle) January 06, 2022

Uncle Fester's Nightstand

Step #1 person one lies down on the ground wearing uncle fester's coat pulled up to expose his erect falice.

Step #2 the second person does a hand stand over the top of person one's erect falice

Step #3 the second person begins to slowly Lower themselves down until the erect falice is as far down their throat as humanly possible (no visible falice is preferred)

Step #4 person one then places a lightbulb firmly in the second person's anus and then lays back down once the bulb begins to glow.

Step #5 enjoy uncle festers nightstand

That party was wild last night. I saw some chick get an uncle fester's nightstand on the kitchen counter

by Jamscone April 28, 2022

step uncle granddy

When your step father is the uncle but is also the grand father to your kids.

Girl is that the step uncle granddy to your kids.

by Officall smurf December 22, 2016

Uncle ritchie hit

A hit of marijuana so large that your lungs cannot contain all the smoke, leading it to cloud around your face.

Your lungs can't handle that uncle ritchie hit, bro.

by letsblowdro January 22, 2015

Best Uncle On Planet

Used to refer to a German-speaking male, who tries to mimic the English accent Particularly in the word 'Yeah'.

~The name derives from Best Uncle On Planet's love for his nephew.

"Best Uncle On Planet or Best Uncle On Planet?"
"Ohh, totally Best Uncle On Planet."

by Future Ex-Waifu January 27, 2012

great-uncle-in-law

1. The husband of one's grandparent's sister.
2. The brother of one's grandparent-in-law.

My great-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019