visit Uncle Ralph

To noisily projectile vomit.

That mystery meat from the cafeteria was so bad, I had to visit Uncle Ralph.

by postmachoguy January 20, 2009

Rare Uncle Market

The act of purchasing an uncle from Uganda, or any third world country. Like the Rare Fish Market, the Rare Uncle Market is a sign of wealth and success.

Baen: "Have you seen the Rare Uncle Market?!"
Lewis: "Yeah bro, 1 uncle is 1 Morbillion USD in CASH!"
Baen: "HOW CAN I AFFORD THIS"
Lewis: "Take out a mortgage and don't repay it!"
Baen: "Brilliant!"

by Lewis & Baen May 12, 2022

bob's your uncle

uh i guess bob is your uncle or something

"Bob's your uncle mate!"
What the fuck?

by Bob (your uncle) January 06, 2022

Uncle Joe Hobo

A relative or close friend who is' homeless' and or jobless due to constant exotic travel to foreign destinations.

Bob - "Hey Jack, wanna hang out?'
Jack - "Oh sorry, Uncle Joe Hobo is in town visiting right now."

"My brother is an Uncle Joe Hobo. He was in Paris last week and today is in Shanghai."

by alleycatpub February 23, 2017

Pulling An Uncle Betty

Buying an item without a specified price

Dan: “ How Much Did That Cody? “
Cody: “ I Started Pulling An Uncle Betty, So I Have No Idea”

by LittleBleep February 15, 2020

Uncle Fester's Nightstand

Step #1 person one lies down on the ground wearing uncle fester's coat pulled up to expose his erect falice.

Step #2 the second person does a hand stand over the top of person one's erect falice

Step #3 the second person begins to slowly Lower themselves down until the erect falice is as far down their throat as humanly possible (no visible falice is preferred)

Step #4 person one then places a lightbulb firmly in the second person's anus and then lays back down once the bulb begins to glow.

Step #5 enjoy uncle festers nightstand

That party was wild last night. I saw some chick get an uncle fester's nightstand on the kitchen counter

by Jamscone April 28, 2022

step uncle granddy

When your step father is the uncle but is also the grand father to your kids.

Girl is that the step uncle granddy to your kids.

by Officall smurf December 22, 2016