Cleaning

Stuffing thing underneath your pillow

"why are there socks underneath your pillow?"
"I was cleaning Jonathan"

by Dabonthedead October 20, 2018

Cleaning

1. The act of removing dirt
2. The act of making a place neat and tidy

We should start cleaning up this mess

by Moshi fanboy January 30, 2024

Cleaning

Bullshit you have to do.

Person1: Ugh I can’t go I have cleaning to do!
Person2: That’s bullshit! You cleaned yesterday.

by TheMissingCow December 02, 2017

Cleaning

1. To make a countertop spotless by snorting the white powder previously on it through a straw, sometimes made of rolled paper bills.

2. To empty a bowl filled with herbal remedies by use of fire or heat.

3. To dispose of alcohol, pills, fungus, or certain types of paper via consumption.

“What’s up with Johnny?”
“He’s been cleaning”

by Stanley Haze March 10, 2023

Cleaning

Wanting to clean your apartment but instead just watching love island for 6 hours and crying

"Hey Brenna, what're you up to after class?"
"Oh not a lot, just cleaning"

by BiggestBrainBoi August 29, 2022

Cleaning

The thing you’re probably supposed to be doing right now. You would usually hire an illegally immigrated over friendly Mexican woman to do it, but you’re broke.

Man I hate cleaning. Can I borrow some money to hire a cleaning lady?

by Rufusruckus November 03, 2017

cleaning

Throwing stuff in your closet and calling it decent

"Time to do some cleaning"

by Altirix March 11, 2020