Simpsation

The feeling a animal owner gets when feeling the tactile sensation of petting a cat or a dog that causes the owner overwhelming amounts of baby talking to said animal from touch or sight of petting and cuddling

Girl omg ur cat Lucy is so cute I love her

Guy yeah I guess you could she really creates a simpsation lol

by anonymous November 26, 2025

Simpscription

Your simping subscription for someone

"Every time we hang out, my simpscription is renewed."

by Bnfrze November 27, 2025

Sympeeosis

The feeling of strange clarity one gets while drinking water(or some other drink) while actively peeing.

It’s a symbiosis between the fluid coming out, and fluid coming in, maintaining balance. It’s Sympeeosis, man.

by Cheesyhasautism January 5, 2026

Brass Symphony

Either a group of guys all performing Rusty Trombones in a circle. Or, A group of three or more couples all performing Rusty Trombones.

Receiving is so much better than giving.

by CRB January 20, 2005

pocket symphony

Another phrase for flogging the dolphin, or masturbating.

I was so turned on in sex ed class today I had a pocket symphony in my pants.

by Milly19876 May 28, 2008

blowjob sampson

When Mile Ryan proceeds to perform fellatio vigorously until his mouth becomes dry.

Yo, I told dat fool to give me a blowjob sampson, and he obliged. Afterwards, he needed a Gatorade because his mouth was so dry.

by El Conquistador20139 December 20, 2013

The Simpsons

By far the most overrated, stale cartoon of all time. Even though some ideas are ripped off from the Simpsons in Family Guy, the Simpsons is basically like a less funny, less interesting version of Family Guy. The Simpon's humor is almost as bleak and uninteresting as the characters and plots are, making relentless attempts at providing something that's funny or even slightly ammusing and then failing miserably in the end.

-It's a shame that Matt Groening has wasted so much time with The Simpsons when he could of phocused more on his cartoon masterpiece, Futurama, a far better cartoon.

-The only reasons people and critics are so obsessed with The Simpsons is because it created the adult cartoon genre, everyone grew up with it, and it paved the future of adult cartoons despite the fact that it's a total piece of crap.

-The Simpsons may have created the genre but shows like Family Guy, South Park, and Futurama perfected the genre of adult cartoons.

by flemiod January 18, 2015