Penis squash

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.

I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.

by JoeyBomm March 6, 2023

hobble squash

the 5th addition to the harry potter. this house is filled with the special wizards and witches who require special attention from the teachers.

fuck that cunt would be in hobble squash

by hobblesquaher March 12, 2023

Tennessee Squat

When you eat something really spicy and then go back to your hotel in tennessee and have an awful shit, stinking the entire room.

He tried the work's hottest gummy bear and had to have the Tennessee Squat.

by cacaferrocarril April 20, 2023

piddly squat

The act of sitting or squatting in a puddle to piddle (pee)

The kid indiscretely sat in a sunny puddle, on the hot, wet pool deck, for a piddly squat.

by Freyjawired May 18, 2023

Diddly squat

A word that was handcrafted and welded by the hands of Mcshlongs4u! It means anything.

It also means a very short person

Yo bro I can't see diddly squat

Bro look at that little diddly squat sitting on that bench!

by Mcshlongs4u July 22, 2023

widdly squat

Female method of watering the lemon tree.

Madge was so pissed last night that she had to cop a widdly squat on my dads lemon tree.

by Mr Dribble July 25, 2023

totted squathoe

A person whom is sexually attracted to owners of squatted trucks/ well known within squatted truck community.

“Naw bro she ain’t relationship arterial she’s just a totted squathoe”

by 4pointstn August 17, 2024