doggy punch

To deck a chick in the back of the head after pounding her in the ass.

Man, I doggy punched her so good last night she fell off the bed

by Sammy March 28, 2003

punch the monkey

To click on a banner ad, in particular one that might load spyware/malware on your computer.

Idiot: My computer is full of popups and viruses.
Tech: Antivirus can't catch everything. Back off the sketchy porn sites, and don't punch the monkey.

by schflyatz March 28, 2010

Falco Punch

The reason why I don't have a father

Caption Falcon killed my dad with his signature move, FALCO PUNCH!!

by Faggot2 October 3, 2008

Jager Punch

A drink/drinking game usually played in the barracks of combat Soldiers. The "player" is usually not made aware of the rules before hand, and is instructed by his friends to do a shot of Jager, almost immediately afterward, he is punched in the face, before he can finish the shot. The puncher usually yells Jager!.

Pvt. Snuffy arrives at his new unit, his comrades Spc Tom and Pfc Jerry want to welcome him with a Jager Punch. So Pvt. Snuffy agree's. "First you do a shot of Jager" say's Spc Tom, Pvt. Snuffy agrees and does the shot. Before he can finish, Pfc . Jerry punches him in the face, shouting 'JAGERPUNCH!' and Pvt. Snuffy spits Jager all over the place. He now must repeat until he can down ALL Jager.

by Doc Killamanjaro December 10, 2009

punching the cat

Having sex with a woman. Derivative of banging pussy.

"As good as she was looking, I had to end the night by punching the cat."

by TBH September 2, 2003

Dwarf Punch

The sinking feeling you get in your stomach or lower intestine because of the actions or statements of someone else. Usually associated with a feeling of discust of sickness, making you feel like a dwaf punched you below the belt.

Hey Maria, I heard Mom came to your house.

Yeah, she was here for 5 mins and already dwarf punched me.

by Claude Rains February 10, 2009

badonkey punch

a sex-move that backfired: when you punch a big round rubbery ass so hard that your fist flies back and hits you in the face, leaving a hoof-like imprint over your eyes and nose, or mouth

"Bro what happened to your face - that looks like a hoof-print!"

"...aaah, it's a long story."

"you got badonkey punched? amazeballs"

by Cpt Badonk January 22, 2013