Potato

People Over Thirty Acting Twenty One.

Nate: Is that your mom over there dancing to Lady Gaga?

Lori: Yeah, she is such a Potato.

by Precious' Revenge August 29, 2011

potatoe masher

sex with a guy who really has no rhythm or finesse,basically "pound pound pound"

He was such a potatoe masher in bed!

by Brad January 10, 2004

potator

a drinker

get your grimey hands off my tequila you damn potator!

by erica March 24, 2004

Crusty Potato

When you stick you crusty toe into the homo-sapiens mouth while they are asleep.

My cousin Zac gave my other cousin Steven a Crusty Potato.

by nunya May 13, 2005

California potato chips

Cumming onto a vinyl seat, letting it bake in the sun, and then peeling it off and eating it.

The day after getting laid in my back of my car, Trevor ate the California potato chips I left on the back seat.

by DiZhavano March 3, 2018

potato cannon

Any sort of device that looks like a cannon and is generally designed to shoot potatos at a high velocity using household products as propellent. Also known as spud gun and potato launcher.

Using these lengths of PVC pipe, I intend to constuct a brand new potato cannon that will surely attract every twelve-year-old in the nieghborhood.

by Kurt Padilla July 12, 2004

Potato

A simple drinking game which is usually best left for later in the night when everyone is a bit drunk already. It is played using:-

A large potato
A group of people
Alcoholic drinks

Everyone stands in a large, closely packed group with one designated 'potato tosser' standing outside the main group. Everyone except the tosser must hold their drink. The tosser then launches the potato with the aim of it landing somewhere among the group. Anyone within the group who looks up after the potato has been thrown must consume their entire drink. Anyone who moves after potato has been thrown must consume their entire drink. The person that the potato hits must drink their entire drink and then they become the potato tosser.

'Let's play Potato'

by getAlifeyoucunt August 25, 2011